agunn1231 Posted November 15, 2012 Author Share Posted November 15, 2012 Wish Granted, she's corrupted. I wish i didnt have housekeping courses to take tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
â€On Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 [quote name='agunn1231' timestamp='1352941642' post='561354'] Wish Granted, she's corrupted. I wish i didnt have housekeping courses to take tomorrow. [/quote] That doesn't corrupt my wish, I like corrupt girls Haha Wish granted, you've got AIDS now and housekeeping is the least of your worries. I wish my sandwich was bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 [quote name='aeon' timestamp='1352948146' post='561379'] [quote name='agunn1231' timestamp='1352941642' post='561354'] Wish Granted, she's corrupted. I wish i didnt have housekeping courses to take tomorrow. [/quote] That doesn't corrupt my wish, I like corrupt girls Haha Wish granted, you've got AIDS now and housekeeping is the least of your worries. I wish my sandwich was bigger. [/quote] Giant shit sandwich granted. I wish that I would never run out of perfectly good nutter butters. I like nutter butters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 [quote name='Travis' timestamp='1352964385' post='561520'] [quote name='aeon' timestamp='1352948146' post='561379'] [quote name='agunn1231' timestamp='1352941642' post='561354'] Wish Granted, she's corrupted. I wish i didnt have housekeping courses to take tomorrow. [/quote] That doesn't corrupt my wish, I like corrupt girls Haha Wish granted, you've got AIDS now and housekeeping is the least of your worries. I wish my sandwich was bigger. [/quote] Giant shit sandwich granted. I wish that I would never run out of perfectly good nutter butters. I like nutter butters. [/quote] granted, but they're penis', and you have to eat all of them. I wish my dick were smaller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo21 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Wish granted your dick has now shurnk to the size of a lady bug, due to the wish u wanted previously had a error and that is the outcome. I wish i could smoke my hookah at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 [quote name='Pavo21' timestamp='1352972208' post='561532'] Wish granted your dick has now shurnk to the size of a lady bug, due to the wish u wanted previously had a error and that is the outcome. I wish i could smoke my hookah at work. [/quote] Wish granted, but you can only smoke one flavor of............................ Hookah-Hookah. Sorry bro. I wish I had a bigger TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1352989261' post='561550'] I wish I had a bigger TV. [/quote] Wish granted, but your TV is so large it throws the earth of its regular orbital path and we all end up dying because were too far away from the sun.Boo you. I wish I had an army of puppies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rani Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 [quote name='Travis' timestamp='1353010618' post='561589'] [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1352989261' post='561550'] I wish I had a bigger TV. [/quote] Wish granted, but your TV is so large it throws the earth of its regular orbital path and we all end up dying because were too far away from the sun.Boo you. I wish I had an army of puppies. [/quote] Granted and now Cruella De Ville is after your ass. I wish we were closed the day after Thanksgiving. 'Rani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Granted: a superstorm demolished your work, you are now jobless and will become homeless and bankrupt. I wish that my car would warm itself up in the morning before work in the winter months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted November 16, 2012 Author Share Posted November 16, 2012 granted, every car you get explodes in the winter I wish it were the weekend already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Granted: those are the final 2 days of you life. I wish I had a warmer blanket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted November 16, 2012 Author Share Posted November 16, 2012 wish granted, it's on fire I wish i was on a nice drive in the mountains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Granted: Youre driving a pedal bike up hill on Mt Everest. I wish I could shit right now :-/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezxen Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Wish granted . You literally shit your guts outs I wish i had a hookah butler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Your hookah butler is a monkey and one drunken night you have sex with him. He has AIDS. I wish I played bass in a fusion band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Granted: you are playing a Dead Sea Bass in your band. I wish that I could have my own view of the skyline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Granted, you are now a messenger pigeon in NY. You are terrible at it so you are unable to leave your cage. The roof of your cage is directly underneath a roosting spot for feral pigeons who constantly shit on you. Your tiny pea sized brain as no ability to find solace in the skyline you so desired. You hate bird seed. I wish that I could be right handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoRSX Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 [quote name='joytron' timestamp='1353082315' post='561701'] I wish that I could be right handed. [/quote] Wish granted, you lost your left hand in a terrible superglue accident. I wish I could ban Coleman from the Betta fish thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Granted: your ban took effect when there was a network outage. All records of the ban were lost and now your account has been suspended for malicious intent. I wish I could go see twilight (whatever it's called) tonight. Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Wish granted, but you are trapped between two fat guys when seated so you are forced to suffer through this movie and wind up blinding yourself with the straw to your fountain drink because it was just too unbearable(fuck twilight, blade is where its at) I wish Israel would cease their genocide of the Palestinians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezxen Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Wish granted Aliens invade earth I wish i had solid gold hookah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 [quote name='r1v3th3ad' timestamp='1353105031' post='561793'] Wish granted, but you are trapped between two fat guys when seated so you are forced to suffer through this movie and wind up blinding yourself with the straw to your fountain drink because it was just too unbearable(fuck twilight, blade is where its at) I wish Israel would cease their genocide of the Palestinians [/quote] Agree, blade ftw. Sarcasm really does not flow over into text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo21 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Wish granted, you have ur awesome epic legendry solid gold hookah, but it is solid just like a little trophy I wish that i had some caffeine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted November 18, 2012 Author Share Posted November 18, 2012 Wish Granted. Unfortunately, you have developed an adversity to caffeine and and as such you are now sick. I wish that i had all my assignments done and they were passing grades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Wish granted, Unfortunately, you have been sent back to the 3rd grade and have to go through the entire school system again. I wish I could smoke a bowl of K Peach right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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