Chreees Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Wish granted, but the zombie apocalypse has just happened and that was the best gun to defend yourself with, so you get bit and turn and now must forever walk the earth among the living dead. I wish I wasn't so sick and could stand for longer than 3 minutes. Work's gonna suck tonight... Tapatalk'd via iPhone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Wish granted you get better but also get fired I wish I had a twinkie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Wish granted you Woody Harrelson motherfucker... But some crazy guy killed you by stabbing you in the head and took your Twinkie. I wish I could make it out to SD soon to smoke at Eric's and hang out with some friends from here hopefully. Tapatalk'd via iPhone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Wish granted but you can now never leave as and can't afford anything because you waste all your money on tang I wish I had an endless assortment of pies for free for life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Every time someone sees you they throw a pie in your face I wish I had pet sugar gliders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Wish granted but as it gets older it mauls your face leaving part of your face disgusting. You go to Gotham and are mistakenly arrested for being two-face I wish I got paid more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Wish granted: you got a $.03 raise but for taking a job in Manhattan and now you are worse off than before. I wish days were 30 hours long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezxen Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Wish granted . Earth now spins slower resulting in 30 hour days but loss in magnetic field integrity causing massive radiation storms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 wish granted.. NOTHING HAPPENS..... ever...... I wish ezxen had posted a wish..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted November 26, 2012 Author Share Posted November 26, 2012 Granted, sadly his wish was for you to be banned...because you got caught with the vicks again I wish that i had a turtle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 granted! Its this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI5_sQ8O-7Y so good luck! I wish I wasnt so damned sleepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted November 27, 2012 Author Share Posted November 27, 2012 granted, you now cannot sleep I wish nate would send me a tub of vicks for christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CO_hookah Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted, but its filled with his special creamy Vicks recipe from below. I wish I had a Ferrari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 granted.. you have a Ferrari T-shirt I wish alex would sent me some of HIS special creamy Vicks recipe from below Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted: it's from far too low; way down below; from the cyst in his toe. I wish I didn't accidentally write poetry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 granted.. now you write poetry on purpose.. you become so infatuated with your work that you become a hermit and no longer speak with anyone. You cut yourself off from all outside contact and live the rest of your days with your poetry as your only company. I wish I werent so damn sore today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 You can't feel pain and injure yourself sll the time. Wish i had a kangaroo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 (edited) I wish skoozle made a wish. I wish I had an army of gnomes that made me tea and a pipe RIGHT NOW! Edited November 27, 2012 by Bawhee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 They are coal gnomes. Wish I hadnt wished for that kangaroo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 granted, mind blown if you go back to the previous post. I wish for a docile elephant to hang out with me on weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CO_hookah Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, he likes to be the pitcher with his trunk and he's VERY dominating. I wish gas wasn't so freaking expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, gas is free but everything now runs on marshmellows. I wish I could smoke a hookah right now :-\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 wish granted. welcome to smoking HookahHookah peanut butter flavor I wish i could have an infinite supply of cane mint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Wish granted but all your hookahs turn into 10 year old pumpkins hookahs. I wish I had a new HD Road King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted but it leaks oil so bad that you can't go more than 5 miles at a time... oh, wait... Wish it were warmer outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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