agunn1231 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 okay...so here's how this goes. one person posts a wish, the next grants the wish but corrupts it somehow for example person1: I wish I had the world's highest chess rating person 2: you wish has been granted, but there has been a mistake and you now have the worlds highest cheese rating. i wish etc. so here it goes I wish I never had to clean my hookah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 wish granted.. but you put milk in the base last time you smoked. I wish I had an automatic sandwich maker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Wish granted, but you can only make tomato sandwiches. I wish my laundry was done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rani Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 [quote name='joytron' timestamp='1352822527' post='560919'] Wish granted, but you can only make tomato sandwiches. I wish my laundry was done [/quote] Granted - but a pair of red socks turned everything bright pink. I wish I got automatic shipments of Tangiers. 'Rani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleman Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Wish granted but it was shipped to the wrong address across the country I wish I could travel the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted November 13, 2012 Author Share Posted November 13, 2012 wish granted, but i misread that, and now you get to travel the "its a small world after all" ride indefinitely. I wish i didnt have to work this evening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoRSX Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Wish granted, 20 minutes before you are about to leave, the FBI shows up at your door to take you into custody, wanting to talk to you about several small animal disappearances that have been happening locally. I wish I had some Oreos and milk, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted November 13, 2012 Author Share Posted November 13, 2012 wish granted, but you get newman-o's and spoiled milk, we are on a budget here. I wish my fish tank was done cycling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 [quote name='agunn1231' timestamp='1352841799' post='560988'] wish granted, but you get newman-o's and spoiled milk, we are on a budget here. I wish my fish tank was done cycling [/quote] Wish granted, but all your fish died so you now have an empty fish tank. Sorry bro. I wish I had a better-paying job with benefits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Wish granted, but now you have to go to the clinic every month and get "checked" I wish I could focus on my work more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted November 13, 2012 Author Share Posted November 13, 2012 wish granted, you have a one track mind for work and only work. I wish had more carnivorous plants in the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rani Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 [quote name='agunn1231' timestamp='1352843896' post='561018'] wish granted, you have a one track mind for work and only work. I wish had more carnivorous plants in the house [/quote] Wish granted. Audrey moves in with you and eats your girlfriend and your mother. I wish I could go home early. 'Rani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoozle Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Wish granted, you now live in your office. I wish I had a sailboat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Wish granted, now you live out at sea due to the wind. I wish I could move back to West TN to be close to family and friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted November 13, 2012 Author Share Posted November 13, 2012 wish granted, you now live with your family for ever. I wish i had a glass of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezxen Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Wish Granted but its sea water I wish i had a best selling Novel i wrote while married to Jennifer love hewit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Granted- but you're still married to her, and it's not Jennifer love hewit, it's Roseanne. And she makes passionate love to you multiple times a night.. oh, and you're not aloud to leave the house or her sight.. ever. I wish I had a bowl packed and coals done on the burner right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Granted, but its soex and the coals are knock off three kings I wish nothing was physically or mentally wrong with me write now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 granted. its everything instead of nothing... you're just a train wreck I wish I had more teammates in the betta fish thread helping right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted November 14, 2012 Author Share Posted November 14, 2012 granted. They are all mods i wish i was asleep already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 granted.. but it's the long dark sleep and you never awaken I wish girls were less complicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo21 Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Wish granted, you are now gay, so everything is so clear to you now. I wish that i could own part of tangiers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoRSX Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 [quote name='Pavo21' timestamp='1352888685' post='561214'] I wish that i could own part of tangiers [/quote] Wish granted, Eric has raffled off the trash can from the lounge, and you've been selected. I wish every order of Tangiers always acclimated right on the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rani Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 [quote name='ChicagoRSX' timestamp='1352908401' post='561233'] [quote name='Pavo21' timestamp='1352888685' post='561214'] I wish that i could own part of tangiers [/quote] Wish granted, Eric has raffled off the trash can from the lounge, and you've been selected. I wish every order of Tangiers always acclimated right on the first time. [/quote] Granted, but now it's called Starbuzz. I wish Mush would come in with his wishes.......... 'Rani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
â€On Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Granted, but he has none because he's a man at peace with himself and the world around him. I wish for my wish of a beautiful and loving girlfriend to magically appear to be corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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