imagelessdude Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 (edited) So here's what I think:Anna Nicole has incestuous relationship with son Daniel.Anna gets knocked up by son.Testing shows baby is his.She tells him, he freaks out, and Anna and co. is afraid he'll spill the beans.Daniel murdered 3 days after babys birth. [note babys name... Danielyn... tribute to father?]Custody dispute ensues. [Fact.]Stressful for Anna.'Family' hides out in Bahamas to avoid paternity test.Court orders them to come ashore for testing. [Fact.]Anna and Stern come to US to buy a ship to avoid the law [fact.]They run into some shit legally while here.She can't take it and kills herself, knowing the baby is hidden with someone abroad. Any thoughts? Edited February 11, 2007 by imagelessdude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Nah.$20 says it was heart problems via Trimspa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lakemonster Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Like any whore with money.......she's worth more dead than alive.LOL........ I mentioned the Trim Spa thing elsewhere today .... funny.This may turn into a case of "Did the shot come from the Grassy Knoll?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not.plugged.in Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 i think the only people that will believe that are the editors of the national enquier and their readers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allia22 Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 At least the kid will have a (hopefully) better role model than her.Now the facts are all laid out, I wouldn't doubt it, even if it is disgusting. Oedipus Complex, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imagelessdude Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 QUOTE (Allia22 @ Feb 11 2007, 11:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>At least the kid will have a (hopefully) better role model than her.Now the facts are all laid out, I wouldn't doubt it, even if it is disgusting. Oedipus Complex, anyone? I think its more plausible than the nothing they've told us so far. On not big on conspiracies, but I feel like this one makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sicklecow Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 What have we said about no illicit substances in the hookah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camelflage Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 a fake death would have been really convenient for her.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayVer Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 my g/f is a gossip freak and I told her this and she loved it. Now she's going around telling everyone your theory. heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[LB] Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 I think she died from coke and or crystal meth. Apparently she lost all that weight from doing one or the other, not trimspa. Ive been shouting 'Trimspa, baby!' at school this whole week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doubon Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Why should anyone care? There are still soldiers dying in Iraq everyday... but all I see in the news is Anna Nicole Smith. Why should she be more important than anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 *New slogan*TrimSpa: Get thin, or die trying.I know. I'm going to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[LB] Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 QUOTE (james @ Feb 15 2007, 02:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>*New slogan*TrimSpa: Get thin, or die trying.I know. I'm going to hell.hahahahha, or 'whats the point of living if your fat?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofdavid Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 QUOTE ([LB] @ Feb 14 2007, 07:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (james @ Feb 15 2007, 02:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>*New slogan*TrimSpa: Get thin, or die trying.I know. I'm going to hell.hahahahha, or 'whats the point of living if your fat?'MORE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scheetz Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 GAWD!! I dont know how you people can handle this shit on the news. Everytime someone brings it up I want to break something. Its anna nicole smith, nobody should give a shit about her. But it seems the news needs something else besides Iraq, so this is its scape goat. Come on, I could care less who anna fucked, but the idea of her son is pretty funny. But either way, nobody should care, shes dead, not like she ever did anything for this country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imagelessdude Posted February 17, 2007 Author Share Posted February 17, 2007 She had sex with an 80yr old billionaire? Thats gotta be considered a service... haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[LB] Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 QUOTE (imagelessdude @ Feb 17 2007, 03:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>She had sex with an 80yr old billionaire? Thats gotta be considered a service... hahai tihnk she deserves millions for that shit, i mean cmon who wants to ......... well im not gonn aget into details but you know what i mean. from what i hear on the radio she would go vomit after she gave him bj's. a little off topic, I can wait for Britney spears to commit suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillZedKill Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Hah, ten bucks says someone had there way with her body >.>jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allia22 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 QUOTE (KillZedKill @ Feb 18 2007, 10:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Hah, ten bucks says someone had there way with her body >.>jkYeah, then their junk turns green and falls off o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.cOLt.45. Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 QUOTE ([LB] @ Feb 18 2007, 03:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (imagelessdude @ Feb 17 2007, 03:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>She had sex with an 80yr old billionaire? Thats gotta be considered a service... hahai tihnk she deserves millions for that shit, i mean cmon who wants to ......... well im not gonn aget into details but you know what i mean. from what i hear on the radio she would go vomit after she gave him bj's. a little off topic, I can wait for Britney spears to commit suicide.can you imagine??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangin10 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Incest makes a lot of sense here. I didn't even realize it until my mom mentioned it. Now the Secret Service is going to be after us for making sense... er.. wait.. that's cents, nevermind... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imagelessdude Posted February 19, 2007 Author Share Posted February 19, 2007 Haha... you gotta admit... its out there... but my theory makes sense of everything thats happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVS Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Light some coals, load up a bowl and forget about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingjunkie Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I can't believe I'm even about to weigh in on this bullshit, but...Although I like the incest idea, it would make more sense if the new boyfriend bumped Anna and her son off to get the $. He's the dad of the new baby- the only surviving heir- right? That dude is cashing in, even if the money gets left to the baby, I'm sure he would get control of it as the father. Not a bad plan really! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imagelessdude Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 But if that was the case, it would have to be Howard K Stern... and if the already rich Stern wanted the money, he would have long ago had the babys DNA submitted for proof of fathership.On a lighter note, at least the judge ruled Anna can be buried next to her lover; err.. son, in the Bahamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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