Conspiracy/End Of Time Theories

[mustafabey]

Has two encounters yesterday with some friends. The first was with some folks I visited for a little BBQ. This guy subscribes to a version of the New World Order conspiracy replete with masons,multinational corporations and aliens. He is well read and somewhat convincing(save for the aliens)
The second, when I returned home,was neighbor of mine. He drops in from time to time to keep abreast of end of time news flashes, trying to convince me to accept jesus so i can be caught up in the air during the rapture.( I was jump trained in the military and thats all the caught up in the air I want) Anyway, this guy believes the bible and thinks the signs are right for the end of time.(Not till i finish this bowl of Romman double apple ,please)
I am curious, without judgement, as to whether any pf you hold to any of these theories.

[fineout]

while i believe the world isnt going the direction it should, end of time theories are way past anything that i think or care about really. i have too many things to worry about as is without worrying wheter the sky is going to fall down.

[porksandwich9113]

I believe the fact that people believe the end of the world is coming is what is going to be the end of the world.

[joytron]

[quote name='porksandwich9113' date='04 July 2010 - 03:49 PM' timestamp='1278283799' post='473980']
I believe the fact that people believe the end of the world is coming is what is going to be the end of the world.
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Now thats content! Great post!

[liquidglass]

Well it's hard to subscribe to just one End of World ideal. On top of that I've successfully joined many different versions into a coherent version on more than one occasion. So many people think just one is right, but why can't many be right?

I'd post about em but don't feel like all the typing right now, maybe later

[Dr. B]

Came here to talk about reptilians, Mustaf beat me. I have a really fun time defending the NWO conspiracies to push people's buttons. I don't believe in them beyond a metaphorical sense, but it's priceless to see a person's reaction to the proclamation that I believe in alien reptile overlords.

I encourage you to look up David Icke's interview with Credo Mutwa. I'll leave part one for y'all here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctIpUmJjkAs . Enjoy

[Tyler]

I do have my own system of eschatological views but I'll have to save that post for a few days, but it involves a lot of theology, metaphysics, and faith (not just Christian).

[kyleSD]

Pork is right, at this point in time the only thing that can really feasibly destroy the world is us. It's different from "end all" scenarios of history. We don't have widespread plague (although one could argue AIDS is a pandemic, medicine and prevention have helped somewhat control it) or anything similar to wipe civilization out, but we do have WMDs. Not ruling out getting hit by a giant meteor (hey, who knows?) or the sun exploding, as it inevitably will, the only real threat, at least in my eyes, is people. It's a very scary thought.

[Venger]

Zombie apocalypse for sure. Not the undead kind maybe but viral as in zombieland or 28 days/weeks later. Scientists are always messing with genes and dna at the viral level. WE ARE NOT SAFE.
shoot them in the head or server the skull at the top of the spinal column.
Ray

[Dereksd]

sometimes its not what is gonna happen that i think about but what has already happened or almost happened.


Like how many events that have happened or almost happened do people abobe us like government and specialist know about that just hasnt been made public record? I mean im sure they wouldnt tell us everytime there was a major shift in a polar ice cap or a meteor that was on course a little close to earth.Sometimes i wish i could know these things but we live in a world of destructive minds and anything of this nature couldnt be handled by a population


bring on zombie apocalypse 2012!!!! me and kylesd are talking about building a southern california shelter for certain folks and a few days before it hits we will leave some clues to where it is. We are both up to date on the zombie survival guide and have a rapist wit so you can trust in us

[mustafabey]

Dereksd said "
bring on zombie apocalypse 2012!!!! me and kylesd are talking about building a southern california shelter for certain folks and a few days before it hits we will leave some clues to where it is. We are both up to date on the zombie survival guide and have a rapist wit so you can trust in us"

Thank god for sane sober scientific thinking, we might well survive this apocalypse! Make sure you stock up on plenty of shisha, you can probably make natural coals out of crushed roasted zombie bones

[Dereksd]

yea we were thinking since most shisha seems to have a year or 2 expiration date we are going to take those years to either keep eric alive so he can make us shisha or learn to make our own and just grow tobacco.....while we arent fighting zombies of course

and mustafa i like your thinking sir and you get a pass into Socal Zombie-free Sanctuary


but we have to make sure theres no marrow in the bones or we will all be zombies. After some boiling to kill the virus we should be good! Edited July 6, 2010 by Dereksd

[kyleSD]

keep in mind you must be able to pull your own weight in the sactuary AKA packing bowls regularly and not burning down (or up) the hut/ dugout/ fort/ bomb shelter with coals. oh and no fat chicks

[Dereksd]

yea i figured those would be common sense things but yea good throwin it out there

[kyleSD]

i just wanted to be perfectly clear, afterall we are offering salvation from man-eaters. oh and bring crossbows. and funyons.

[Dereksd]

or hot cheetos or fritos

[mustafabey]

Kylesd said:". oh and no fat chicks"

I think this would be a very important priority, fat chicks might eat the pre sterilized zombie bones(fingerlickin' good) and in desparation probably would eat the shisha, especially those exotically named flavors. Out my way this would be a severe problem as most of these countrified ladies tend to quite large

[Venger]

[quote name='mustafabey' date='06 July 2010 - 02:19 PM' timestamp='1278440340' post='474126']
Kylesd said:". oh and no fat chicks"

I think this would be a very important priority, fat chicks might eat the pre sterilized zombie bones(fingerlickin' good) and in desparation probably would eat the shisha, especially those exotically named flavors. Out my way this would be a severe problem as most of these countrified ladies tend to quite large
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well there is a difference between a fat chick and a corn fed girl. You want some breeders to keep our numbers up. Trophy's are great but one baby could kill em. 20 babies ain't gonna kill a size 10. BTW I am sitting at work and my survival guide is 3 feet away from me on my desk.
Ray

[kyleSD]

we love max brooks

[ryno]

[quote name='mustafabey' date='06 July 2010 - 02:19 PM' timestamp='1278440340' post='474126']
Kylesd said:". oh and no fat chicks"

I think this would be a very important priority, fat chicks might eat the pre sterilized zombie bones(fingerlickin' good) and in desparation probably would eat the shisha, especially those exotically named flavors. Out my way this would be a severe problem as most of these countrified ladies tend to quite large
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I dont know about the no fat chicks... Slower people in general (and bigger) will provide an easier target for the zombies to catch if a group was running away. And since there is more of them to eat, it will keep the zombies occupied longer and let us escape easier.

[kyleSD]

consider that OUR food would be consumed faster...

[demonix]

here's my Atheist point-of-view... I don't believe in anything, everyone is an idiot, life has no meaning, and conspiracy theories always make me laugh.
My nice and simple thought.

[Chreees]

Can I be in on the sanctuary? I'm to lazy to make my own, and it sounds like you guys have a pretty good plan set forth already...

I can be designated bowl-packer... I don't mind. I pack some pretty damn good bowls, if I must say so myself.

Also, I can teach everyone kung fu. I just saw The Karate Kid and it inspired me to learn kung fu (cause really it's kung fu in the movie, even though it's called The Karate Kid. They just called it Karate Kid because it's a remake of the 1984 original, but they made this one much more accurate). I have since then become a master sensei and can teach everyone how to defend themselves from the zombies. It would save our ammunition for the really big fuckers, which our ninjy chops would be useless against. As Ray said, ninjy chop to the back of the head at the spinal cord. FATALITY.

I can be of more help in many more ways... Just let me know.

[Dereksd]

oh yea inc your in man! we need a set bowl packer in the S.Z.S so i give you my vote in and im sure kyle will also.


we have a meeting scheduled for tonight so we will mull it over Edited July 6, 2010 by Dereksd

[mustafabey]

Incubusratm said:"I can be of more help in many more ways... Just let me know"

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