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Sex Or Hookah?


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Which one would you pick?  

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  1. 1. Sex or Hookah?

    • Hookah!
      33
    • Sex!
      74
    • I'm a virgin...
      25
    • Sex AND Hookah!
      170


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[quote name='rhineholt' timestamp='1306188908' post='510457']
What a strange thing to join the forum for... Just to ask about sex and hookah.
ANYWAY, sex and hoookah at the same time. yusss
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Lol i know.. i was asking because a friend of mine was asking if it wouldbe better and i got curious lol
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[quote name='HookahJohn' timestamp='1306249398' post='510548']
it goes sex, then hookah, then sex again, then hookah, then bed.
or for you impatient quick draw mcgraws, get your coals on a burner, have sex, and then coals will be ready for hookah.
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...mustn't...make ... joke.....
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[quote name='HookahJohn' timestamp='1306249398' post='510548']
it goes sex, then hookah, then sex again, then hookah, then bed.
or for you impatient quick draw mcgraws, get your coals on a burner, have sex, and then coals will be ready for hookah.
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John, that is an amazing concept.
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[quote name='HookahJohn' timestamp='1306249398' post='510548']
it goes sex, then hookah, then sex again, then hookah, then bed.
or for you impatient quick draw mcgraws, get your coals on a burner, have sex, and then coals will be ready for hookah.
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Ugh, by the time I'm done the coals wont be ready though!!!
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[quote name='rhineholt' timestamp='1306258076' post='510562']
[quote name='HookahJohn' timestamp='1306249398' post='510548']
it goes sex, then hookah, then sex again, then hookah, then bed.
or for you impatient quick draw mcgraws, get your coals on a burner, have sex, and then coals will be ready for hookah.
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Ugh, by the time I'm done the coals wont be ready though!!!
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...and he uses QUICKLIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


...oh good I got it out...
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My own pessimistic take on this sex and hookah stuff is that with all that exurberance.you might knock over the hookah and the coals fall...well you know where,yours or hers. I want to post a pick but since this forum is read by everyone I'll post it on my blog. Its certainly a possiblity.

Disclaimer: This pic comes from an article about peeing on electric fences, so don't do that either.
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My apologies,I screwed up and p[osted it here and couldn't seem to delete, please mods send it away pic will be on my blog
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First off, I was being humorous.

Second, I am now scarred for life thank you...........

Nightmares for weeks.......

....thanks mustafabey
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  • 4 weeks later...
[quote name='cotsi95' timestamp='1219158855' post='286445']
sex anyone that choses hookah is sad!
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Most of us picked both but honestly I don't think I am talented to handle both at once. Those falling coals could be dangerous!
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D[quote name='gaia.plateau' timestamp='1219201787' post='286687']
Still young and unattached enough for sex to still be fun.
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Addendum: fyi rivet, a nymphomaniac is by intrinsic definition [b]female[/b]... you might want to refer to yourself as a [b]satyriasis[/b] or simply 'satyr' in the future, lest you lead people to investigate your [b]vagina[/b] or lack thereof.[/i]
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OMG you have no idea! Married sex is THE BEST. Don't believe sitcoms.
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[quote name='TheyCallMeDave' timestamp='1309123157' post='513747']
Sex flavored shisha. Everyone wins.
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WTF that sounds grosss!
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[quote name='Scrappydoo' timestamp='1309115254' post='513724']
D[quote name='gaia.plateau' timestamp='1219201787' post='286687']
Still young and unattached enough for sex to still be fun.
[i]
Addendum: fyi rivet, a nymphomaniac is by intrinsic definition [b]female[/b]... you might want to refer to yourself as a [b]satyriasis[/b] or simply 'satyr' in the future, lest you lead people to investigate your [b]vagina[/b] or lack thereof.[/i]
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OMG you have no idea! Married sex is THE BEST. Don't believe sitcoms.
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Im married and it gets boring ! ;)
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[quote name='iamscott06' timestamp='1219162397' post='286458']
You need to add a fourth option.. Sex & Hookah at the same time! UUUHHHHHHH!!!!
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Never did the sex and hookah at the same time, but did foreplay and hookah. :)
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Sex first, hookah afterwards. One of my favorite things to do. :nyam1:
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