You Hookah Too Much When....

[Bushbr]

thought of these the otherday so i HAD to revive the topic

You hookah too much when your girlfriend uses shisha juice as perfume because she knows it makes you hot.

One of the hardest decisions is when your girlfriend says "We can smoke the hookah, or we can have sex" *was a hard decision, but i just got in some new AF banana so i chose the hookah*

you see a hot chick and think to yourself "Damn, she's got curves like a KM"

[erufiku]

when you know where to get foil at 2 am

[Bushbr]

when you know where to get foil at 2 am

walgreens.....duh lol


when ur mom is making fruit salad and you swipe half of it at night to put in ur vase then claim u ate it the next morning

you've smoked more fruit than eaten in the past month

[Canon]

you've smoked more fruit than eaten in the past month
+40 to that!

when you use more coal then your dad does when he BBQ's every sunday

[crisbeatz]

.....when your cheap chinese knock off smokes better than your buddies quality set up.

.....when you look at rust as a good thing because it means you HAVE to buy a new hookah.

.....when you call off from work because your expecting a package today.

.....when your friends call you at 4 in the morning because they can't get their hookah going right or "theres no smoke!".

.....when your friends start calling you "The Chef" because you always bring some crazy insane unheard of (at least to them) mixtures that no one else has thought of and they are staples at parties now.

.....when you think to yourself "Fuck, what mixture am I gonna create to take to the party this weekend".

[Bushbr]

my most recent escepade

You know you hookah too much when you post this......

[r1v3th3ad]

When you're setting up the hookah at an Earth Day drumcircle
When after that, you meet up for another two bowls
When after that you smoke with a bunch of kids that are on campus for a battle of the bands and are now their shisha hookup for their hookahs

[Johnny_D]

you've smoked more fruit than eaten in the past month

There's the thread right there Excellent one Bushbr

When it's breakfast time and you put down the English Breakfast Blend No.2 to type this post

JD

[baller5555]

when its like 4am and considering to start a new bowl .

[Bushbr]

you've smoked more fruit than eaten in the past month

There's the thread right there Excellent one Bushbr

When it's breakfast time and you put down the English Breakfast Blend No.2 to type this post

JD

The Thread is MINE!!!
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[louman3333]

when you get those terrible head aches

[dj groove]

when you live in another country and u want to fly back to vegas just to go to neal's shop and purchase shisha

[Canon]

you know you smoke hookah too much when you buy a new car to fit your hookah (snoopy)

[iron molly black]

When you buy a new essential oil perfume because it smells EXACTLY like the cabinet with all the shisha in it--YUMMY! Well, to me, anyhow.

[ryno]

you know you hookah too much when your coffee maker starts the coals in the morning with the alarm feature, and you've packed the bowl the night before...

havent done it, but could it work??

[Bushbr]

you know you hookah too much when your coffee maker starts the coals in the morning with the alarm feature, and you've packed the bowl the night before...

havent done it, but could it work??

u mean using the hot plate deally to light th coal instead of heating te coffee?
don't know if that would get hot enough, and would probably be bad for the coffee maker to run it without water and shit in it

[ryno]

you hookah too much when your camera is full of nothing but hookah pics.

[StarCuzz]

it is not a question of which came first, the chicken or the egg, but which came first, tangiers orange soda or tang.

[r1v3th3ad]

...when you just called a hookah lounge back home to try to set up an interview for a job when you're back in town

edit: and used the hookahforum as a reference Edited April 22, 2008 by r1v3th3ad

[Snoopy1966]

You Hookah to much when all your door knobs in your house all have hoses hanging from them and in every room you find something Hookah related. I can't escape it from my apartment!

[Canon]

you know you hookah too much when you have tongs everywhere because you end up losing them somehow or hiding them from yourself.

[NickReppinThe909]

when you use a backpack for transporting your hookah more than you take it to class

[erufiku]

you hookah too much when you realize that you no longer have a carpet with burn marks in it. you have burn marks with bits of carpet in between

[Scoop]

you know you hookah too much when you have a 20 page report due tomorrow and youre saying to yourself, if i pack the bowl and start coals real quick ill have time to smoke in between sentences.

[mushrat]

When you open a damn hookah bar!