inino Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I assume that 99% of this forum is guys, so i want to hear some of your guys best pick up lines. here is the rules. one per post. heres mineMe: There is something wrong with your legsHer: What?Me: Im not in between them!then i get slapped or laughed at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Those must be spacepants baby cause your ass is out of this world!then of course I get laughed at since I'd never actually use that line except in jest...and I'm married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaronIV Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 does this rag smell like chloroform to you?works everytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldog_916 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 This one works a lot, dont ask me why..."I just want to be left alone." They just cant stay away after I say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidglass Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 well if we mean serious pick up lines then a lot of em work "Hey I'm James" (I think it's the James part that gets em) then just walk away after a few minutes using your friends as an excuse.One of my favorites I used when I was trying to teach myself not to be as shy is this.Walk up to a random girl at the wherever you want, mall, club, etc. and say "Hey I just wanted to come over and tell you that I think you look really...." There's two endings you can use on it1) just trail off and walk away trust me they'll be chasing you downor2) beautiful, then tell them to have a nice day and leave. They'll again be chasing you down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erufiku Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 je pense que je t'adore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joelhookah Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modisess Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Hey, I heard it was your birthday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_cool Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 QUOTE (joelhookah @ Jan 20 2009, 08:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?oh my word! i very rarely laugh out loud when i read things on net but that made me chuckle!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roux58 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 How do you like your eggs in the morning?Scrambled or fertilized? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karot Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Hey baby, got any diseases?Uhhh, no.Want some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyj316 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 1) Wanna go back to my place and play pearl harbor? I'll lay flat on my back, and you can blow the hell out of me2) I've got a 10 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHTS OF BAGHDAD Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 i used to have a ton of them back when i was a younging..now im 31 and got sick of being slapped..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relik Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 QUOTE (relik @ Jan 21 2009, 02:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?the raunchy ones do nothing for me but I AM SO using this one on some gal pals o mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantastik Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 excuse my foul language...but at work (Starbucks) I once heard a customer say, Hey, are you from Tennessee?... cause i'd want to cum all over your face.needless to say, decaf wasn't the only thing he had to worry about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 *gasp* I am sorry but I you just took my breathe away.MONEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyj316 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 QUOTE (phantastik @ Jan 21 2009, 05:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>excuse my foul language...but at work (Starbucks) I once heard a customer say, Hey, are you from Tennessee?... cause i'd want to cum all over your face.needless to say, decaf wasn't the only thing he had to worry about.I don't get it... or is it vulgar just for the sake of being vulgar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VdubGTI Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 QUOTE (tinyj316 @ Jan 21 2009, 10:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (phantastik @ Jan 21 2009, 05:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>excuse my foul language...but at work (Starbucks) I once heard a customer say, Hey, are you from Tennessee?... cause i'd want to cum all over your face.needless to say, decaf wasn't the only thing he had to worry about.I don't get it... or is it vulgar just for the sake of being vulgar?Yep I don't get it... Starbucks partners FTW though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inino Posted January 22, 2009 Author Share Posted January 22, 2009 ive got another good one, you walk up to a girl and say :"hey do you know my friend (insert name here) over there?"she says nothen you yell "(insert name here) you fuckin liar you dont know her"great way to get a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joelhookah Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 The Tennessee one goes:Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see.Most people have heard of it, so that guy just put his spin on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSl0th Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 hey... do you have a mirror in your pocket, cause' i can see myself in your pants.and are you from ireland?no... why?cause im dubblin.i like the first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Losgann Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 You: Hey.. random question. How much does a polar bear weigh?Her/Him: Uhh, I don't know....You: Just enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is <insert name here>. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeHT Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Now that's just cheesy.I prefer this one:Hey, do you like your roofies shaken or stirred? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebzen Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Here's one that I've only used once, and then it actually worked:"Hey those boobs look really heavy. Should I hold them for you?"I swear to God, when she said yes I was sure that some massive boyfriend of hers were gonna be standing behind me :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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