angemonkwj Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,"My elbow hurts like heck. I guess I'd better see a doctor.""Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies."There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urinesample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do aboutit.It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than adoctor."So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it toWal-Mart.He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for theurine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavyactivity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @Wal-Mart."That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joebegan wondering if the computer could be fooled.He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samplesfrom his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He depositsten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.The computer prints the following:1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.5 If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never getbetter!Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 It looked long so I was reluctant to read at first... but I'm glad I did... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted January 24, 2007 Author Share Posted January 24, 2007 QUOTE (DizzyGuy @ Jan 23 2007, 08:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>It looked long so I was reluctant to read at first... but I'm glad I did... loli thought the same thing when i first read it, but the ending makes it all worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 lmfao XD oh how i would love that machine XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
web250 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Didn't wanna click at first (I hate WalMart)...but that was pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASUSEAN1 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 lol thats prettty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erica Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sicklecow Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Haha, well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shavo989 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 That was pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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