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you have wayyyy more online hookah retailers fav'ed in your browser compared to everything else Edited by headhunter
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[quote name='Cp44' timestamp='1345050525' post='554151']
you've saved the word "hookah" for your predictive dictionary on your smart phone
when you think smoking mint flavor helps clear your mucus coated throat
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I've also saved Tangiers and Nakhla into my phone.

I try to keep some mint or citrus mint on hand for my bad allergy days. It really does help my sinuses.
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[quote name='Giant Ninja Robot' timestamp='1259592323' post='433193']
When you educate friends for a half hour against their will about the finer points of hookah, simply because the word hookah was spoken.
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I feel bad for my friends for this very reason.
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[quote name='romzz' timestamp='1346187196' post='555319']
[quote name='Giant Ninja Robot' timestamp='1259592323' post='433193']
When you educate friends for a half hour against their will about the finer points of hookah, simply because the word hookah was spoken.
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I feel bad for my friends for this very reason.
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yeah i have the same problem....i think almost everyone is like that
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You try and convince the boss the little used downstairs showroom would make an amazing hookah bar..........

Seriously, we've got fancy bathtubs on display and a couple big screen televisions down there. Toss a few pillows in, and you've got instant lounge. And we're even set up for a gas range to light coals. Stretch out, watch a little TV and smoke.....

'Rani
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When you smoke more than one bowl a day and then u get mad when u have no more shisha and you figure out if u have the money to go get more at the store! and yea.. have a few burn marks in the carpet... and get a rug to cover them up. also when u come home from work and make a bowl before you go to bed.
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When you watch this video, and see things that you yourself have done.

(weak acting and a bit stereotypical but good laughs)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQUfBAAtbfo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I'm guilty of about 7 things on here.
*We only do FIFA when we do da shisha*
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[quote name='jr215' timestamp='1348261327' post='556929']
when you take your friends to your favorite hookah lounge and the owner lets you pack your own bowl
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This happened last night. I walked in said hi to the folks I knew. Then the words "you can pack your own bowl, if you want to" came out.

I was a happy dude with the rose'n mint 😄
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[quote name='Coyote' timestamp='1349097823' post='557605']
you use your coal dust for eye shadow bc you carry coals in your pocketbook instead of makeup.
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You use your coals in your babies' bottle when they colic.

Everyone know says use activated charcoal, but Romman Lemmonwood coals worked great for me.
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