J-thehookaholic

And another thing that really gets me... Assholes who post shit three times in a row before anyone else can add another post.

You know what else grind my gears Boston sports fans... shut up already! Congradulations you've won 2 world series in the past 90 something years. Congradulations you had a perfect season and ruined it. Congradulations you beat the Lakers; really, thats great I mean me and 4 friends can beat Kobe too.

The entire state of New Jersey, jug handles, circles, u-turns. You assholes have made it so no one can make a left hand turn without going 10 miles out of the way. Seriously...? WTF!!!?

Why does it have to burn when shit out spicy food?

Catching Bin Laden doesn't serve the Neo Con agenda. They need a continued, prolonged war to errode civil liberities and complete a facist shift in this country. Finding or killing Bin Laden does not help this, in fact it would greatly undermine their push for a "permenant majority". With out Bin Laden, support for a war on terror wanes, bc as we're begining to see you can't have both guns and butter; we tried that in the mid 60's and the 70's it didn't work out well then and its not working out well now. Anyway I digress. Bin Laden is being used as boogey man to stir up fear and distract us from our ever eroding privacy and constitutionally garunteed rights. FYI Bush can have you locked up as an enemy combatant on his say so alone, without any evidence. And yes this does apply to American citzens. Everything aside though, I find funny it that we take him seriously when he says he's going to attack us, even his november election video releases get play... and yet when he says we're defyling the Islamic holy land, no one listens. Bin Laden probably is dead, but we'll never hear about it, it doesn't serve a purpose. Dead or not I'll bet money theres another "new" Bin Laden tape before the Elections.

The way we funded the bolechiviks was by funneling money through the red cross, as a result certain companies on wall st were not siezed and nationalized by the Russians.

QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Mar 28 2008, 03:52 PM) GP Exotica and Coconara comparative reviews coming by Sunday night. Mark your calendars. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet

I'm in.... Last time i smoked cloves, I was drunk off my ass and it reminded me of x mas ham. That aside.. definitely.

QUOTE (*HOT&SMOKING* @ Mar 27 2008, 02:36 PM) QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Mar 27 2008, 04:52 AM) it was stated above... but I think bowel movement when I hear bm AHH LOL LOL LOL How do you manage to come up with bowel movement as your first thought???? -H&S 1) I was drunk 2) It just came to mind 3) No Appoliges will be given 4) If someone could come up with a logo with a monkey crapping... I might piss and/or shit myself with laughter 5) I amend #3 only for #4 and restate #1 & #2... and then #3.... so basically if exception is taken, you can kiss my brown eye b/c really 6) to quote carlos mencia..... "If you ain't Laughing, You ain't Living"

QUOTE (Scimita_R @ Jan 7 2008, 09:44 AM) anyone think we should set up HOOKAHFORUM internet radio station ?? 2 channels, one playing arabic stuff the other playing other chillout stuff that ppl like listening too ? Dude....... Fucking Fantastic Idea.

Heres my preference: Tiesto - any ISOS will do nicely, as well as elements of life Armin Van Buuren - universal religon 2008 Danny Howells - GU 24/7 & GU Miami Danny Tenaglia - Back to Mine Digweed - Fabric 20 Sasha - Fundacion Oakenfold - Great Wall & Creamfields Gipsy Kings - Best of Santana - anything really U2 - The Joshua Tree, Acthung Baby, & How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb Rolling Stones - 40 Licks Sting - All This Time The Beatles - Love

QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Mar 27 2008, 03:14 PM) how about George Clinton George Clinton.... Outstanding. I vote for Slash and Hendrix as Co-Patron St.'s of the guitar. Hey since its democracy... can we elect Dr. Kavorikan as the new angel of death?

If we're always taught and told, and the gov'ts of the world claim their military bases and embassies as soveriegn territory... then being born in either of those locations should not be an issue. What has been an issue lately, and I know its a bit off topic, but it still goes along with the arguement, is that illegals cross the border and give birth here just to gain citizenship. I do not believe this should be allowed, I believe at least one parent should already be a citizen for a child to be given citizenship. PS "Even if it were legal, the way our political system works might make that difficult. Even then, a natural born U.S. citizen could also be a terrorist." ..... He is a terrorist to the world and to the american people, he's a C student and a Douchebag.... with a capital D.

QUOTE (TheScotsman @ Mar 27 2008, 12:23 AM) QUOTE (Bulldog_916 @ Mar 26 2008, 07:41 PM) QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Mar 25 2008, 07:22 PM) QUOTE (Bulldog_916 @ Mar 25 2008, 08:56 PM) And I could see a curious dog pawing at a gun and ending up somehow clawing the trigger, you think 1-2 deaths a year in a population of 330-350 million people, it could happen. Yes but I don't think it's accurate to characterize that situation as the dog "shooting" its owner. And it's a population of 303 million. Accidentally or not, the dog shot the owner, lol! The dog clawed or pulled the trigger and the gun went off and the bullet killed the person. No, it isnt "murder!" but it was involuntary manslaughter? I dunno, the stuff is just too funny to think about. Sorry about missing the population of my own country by the amount of illegal aliens in it. It would appear that we have a fine example of Darwinisim in action. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16621197-13762,00.html http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5jBqUBq...pklpyQiHcgI6tew Common problem? Think they need chips in their AKC papers, and their phones monitored too! Gulags for yellow labs, and maybe we should even think of invading Labrador, obviously it's a Canadian conspiracy to breed these deceptive, vicious terroristic creatures! They get to this country, and lie in wait, stalking their prey, hapless American citizens, for generations... then they spring into action, and BAM! "There will be no further investigation because the gun was covered with the chocolate Labrador Retriever's muddy paw prints she added. It's not uncommon for hunters to be shot by their dogs." Just in case you thought it took a booger-hook on the bang-lever to get shot, it seems terminal stupidity is, well, just as terminal. LMFAO!!!!! I'd like to pose the question.... how good a friend is man's, alleged, best friend?

QUOTE (teq @ Mar 27 2008, 03:21 AM) The wire melted before even reaching the shisha. That, could be a problem.... I though this shit was functional and a done deal. anyone everthink think of using one the G4 or G5 processors from an apple powerbook? heard that shit could fry an egg. J//K