HeadCheese Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 ... and rarely the easy way. 1.) If you have a hookah and children, eventually the two will collide at the most inopportune time. 2.) Coals and carpeting don't like each other 3.) If, after dropping a coal on the carpeting (see #2) or having it knocked off by your children (see #1), DO NOT attempt to reuse the dropped coal. 4.) Burning carpet residue on coals can be hard to notice, even as the rusults of inhaling it are not. 5.) "Projectile vomiting" is not just a catchy phrase, nor is it easy to clean out of a computer keyboard. 6.) Following a long smoking session with a bowl of straight Nakhla Mint to "clear the sinuses" is like gargling Vick's Vapor Rub to ease a sniffle. My sinuses went so much cleared as scrubbed raw. [b]What have you learned?[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 rofl wow sounds like you had a rought night bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NERV Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 ive used carpet coals b4 without a broblem, just scrape em off with my coal pinchers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAKOOH Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 HAHA!!! That sounded like a fun experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entrailsgalore Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 the coal will burn the carpet residue off eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HookahCulture Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Carpet burns......reminds me of a certain hookah place in Tempe, Arizona. Drunken ASU students and hookah coals don't get along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entrailsgalore Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 my old house has atleast 100+ coal burns.......Im sure the new owners were happy to se ethey had to replace the downstairs AND upstairs carpets lol BUt I didnt care, they screwed my dad over(long story) so I mad sure to leave leave some nice surprises in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR Bubble Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 I may have to resort to the mint sinus job myself. Feels like my upper teeth are about to explode out of my mouth. Oh, my lesson learned? Well, don't smoke expired Nakhla strawberry with a base full of ouzo . We can compair barf chunks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeadCheese Posted November 21, 2004 Author Share Posted November 21, 2004 [quote name='MR Bubble']...We can compair barf chunks![/quote] Thanks, but I think I'll pass ... Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathazar Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Carpet Coals.........lol I've burned SO many holes in my carpet that it's going to cost me around $1200 to replace the damn thing. Fortunately I have Fire insurance that will cover it, but there's still that damn $250 deductable I never reuse carpet coals, the smell IS nauseating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesh2 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 bump for being old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikon1323 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 ahahha thats awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzZ Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 The last one about Nakhla is spot one! I prefer a milder mint with a hint of sweet. Smoked some at a lounge but not sure what brand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manic007 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Always have a pint of water handy, it has dual use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paiintballa182 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 QUOTE (manic007 @ Mar 26 2008, 06:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Always have a pint of water handy, it has dual use same exact thing heresaved my ass from vomit AND carpet destruction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Hmm, some things I've learned1. Coals burn just as hot on the bowl as they do on carpet. Don't try to save the carpet with your hands.2. "Air Tight Seals" Aren't3. "Smokeless" coals Do.4. The shisha will become harsh 2 seconds after the best tasting pull you've had. 5. Coals that burnt at the perfect temp and time yesterday, will not light today and will last half as long.6. Hose grommits have side jobs as Ninjas, vanishing and reappearing at the oddest times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Space Jesus Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 My entire house is wood floors so one thing I have learned is that cheap carpets are made specifically to catch falling coals. By the time you have been smoking with the same carpet around for a while that carpet will have more "character" than any other carpet in town! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leadpipecinch21 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 QUOTE ("shifty")6. Hose grommits have side jobs as Ninjas, vanishing and reappearing at the oddest times.ha!and to the op...sounds like someone had a great night...now if you don't mind, i'm off to set myself up a nice bowl of mint shisha...sounds refreshing/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I lawled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeonatree8 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 No matter how expensive the cloth being burned by a dropped coal may be, using your fingers to toss the coal off is not worth it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I've witnessed it soooo many times now...mostly because when it happens, the place is a rental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*HOT&SMOKING* Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Sorry to here you had a bad night! Sounded like a realllllllly bad one!+1 to the hose grommets being ninja's and dissapearing -H&S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paiintballa182 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 ive never had a hose grommet get lost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manic007 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 QUOTE (bryankphotography @ Mar 27 2008, 06:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>ive never had a hose grommet get lost?Your Ninja grommets are well disciplined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nat3r Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 lessoned i learned, even if you tell a friend "watch out the hose is short" they dont understand what your saying.next thing i know, theres a coal on the carpetor on the better occasionfriend leans back, hookah tips, coal lands on his "hose" and starts burning throughhis first reaction (besides extreme panic) was to start hitting it, sparks were flying like 5 feet out, ive never laughed so hard in my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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