MichaelLCP Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Me haha Who wants to celebrate the sharks win with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Scuba Steve Why do zombies eat brains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumoninja92 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Because you touch yourself at night. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelLCP Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Because that's just the way it is Will my vase come today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Nope, it's universal conspiracy against you. Why do they keep making Fast and Furious Movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelLCP Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Because they are awesome (you're wrong it came haha) Why am I so happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezxen Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 [quote name='MichaelLCP' timestamp='1306170885' post='510427'] Because they are awesome (you're wrong it came haha) Why am I so happy? [/quote] you found a flower What color is the blue+orange+red+green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 blorreen Why is peppermint so awesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumoninja92 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Because it's like being beaten to death with a candy cane Don't Stick that there?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelLCP Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Excuse me?! Why do I love Chris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumoninja92 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Who the hell's chris? Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelLCP Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 [quote name='Sumoninja92' timestamp='1306199912' post='510480'] Who the hell's chris? Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? [/quote] I did.... Why did you leave the cookie jar open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumoninja92 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Because it attracted the xenomorph that's right behind you! Pineapple or Chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelLCP Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Both combined... Mind f'ed Why does sun drop taste so good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Wade Why is it that with the many women I've been involved with, all but three turned out to be capital C's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorlyfish Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Because if they were lowercase C's, you wouldn't have bothered with them in the first place. Why do tigers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotsi95 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 ^^^^^ What are the chances of the sharks beating the canucks tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelLCP Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Jerk. Why did I buy a MYA first instead of a KM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Because you wanted to last forever. Why aren't there more movies with Paul Giamatti? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zildjian Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Because Hollywood is stupid and thinks we would rather see Snooki spew stupid than talented actors. Why is it effeminate for men to wear a fanny pack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorlyfish Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Because the internet is made of porn and cats. Pizza trees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zildjian Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 It's on my to-do list Jordan, I will get to right right after Pancake Bushes. I'm Ron Burgundy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 You come close when your naked. Can Dr Pepper really write the prescription to a better day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 no, but faygo writes a prescription for murdering murdering murdering, violence when will I get to see my beloved Paulie Shore in a movie again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezxen Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 when i invent a time machine and save his acting career Where can i get spare plutonium and uranium 3-32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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