Itami Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 When you're holding an igniting coal in your hand with tongs, feel nature calling, and take it with you to blow on it to get it red hot while you do your business. Yes I just did this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggaenerator Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 QUOTE (Itami @ Apr 11 2008, 10:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>When you're holding an igniting coal in your hand with tongs, feel nature calling, and take it with you to blow on it to get it red hot while you do your business. Yes I just did this.hah good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majid Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 QUOTE (Itami @ Apr 11 2008, 02:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>When you're holding an igniting coal in your hand with tongs, feel nature calling, and take it with you to blow on it to get it red hot while you do your business. Yes I just did this.You break my heart Damn you hookah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Place_Name_Here Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 (edited) when you wake up early friday morning and stare down the street waiting impationatly for the FedEx van to turn down the lane with your brand new goodies, and when it passes with out stoping you cry alittle Edited April 11, 2008 by Place_Name_Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OC4111 Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 When you can't wait for a next day delivery from socialsmoke.com, so you run out to their distribution center during lunch to pick-up your order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushbr Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 youve seriously considered resorting to theft becuse you've ran out of coals and cash(i'm starting to consider it lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickReppinThe909 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 when you spend almost as much time on HF as you spend actually smoking hookah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy1966 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 You Hookah to much when you think of what flavor is good for Breakfast and it IS your breakfast, Hookah and coffee.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 12, 2008 Author Share Posted April 12, 2008 when you cant remember the last time you went a day without hookah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 you hookah too much when you've been on HF for 4 months and are #11 or so in the top posters of all time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 12, 2008 Author Share Posted April 12, 2008 QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Apr 12 2008, 12:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>you hookah too much when you've been on HF for 4 months and are #11 or so in the top posters of all time no, thats when you post too much you hookah too much when you own 5 hookahs and already know the next 2 hookahs your going to buy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alademuerte Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 Epic thread...I read through these and pretty much most of them fit me pretty well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalSoil Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 when you get bored and order shisha and coals... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry_Royter Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 when you lost your newest cd you wanted to listen to so much, couldn't find it anywhere .....then you took time for a while.....enjoyed your hookah and you remembered again the last time where you put it at....you're so happy that you remembered where was the cd but then you did not move from your chair to get it soon .........you continued to enjoy your hookah again....till 1.5 hours....coz it just happened to me.....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aldonb1 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 When you are working on your cars fuel system and you seriously have to contemplate if the risk of having the coal ignite the gas vapors outweighs how bad you want to smoke hookah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickReppinThe909 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 when you get your car windows tinted wayyyyy beyond the legal limit to hide the fact that you smoke hookah from your mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rani Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 You're in the middle of a heat wave in Los Angeles with it hitting 95 degrees in April, so you're sitting in a darkened room with a big fan going to keep the heat down and smoking anyway because you're not going to let a little thing like a heat wave get between you and lit coal.'Rani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 When your planning to turn your oldest daughters bedroom into a hookah and game room 0.34seconds after she leaves for university Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racemyghost Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 I was washing my hookah today and thought of this one (not really true, but funny)You know you hookah too much when you wash your hookah more then you shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (racemyghost @ Apr 13 2008, 10:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I was washing my hookah today and thought of this one (not really true, but funny)You know you hookah too much when you wash your hookah more then you shower What's Funny? I wash my hookah everyday...... You know you hookah too much when your Mother In Law suggests that she could make Roast Beef shisha Edited April 13, 2008 by Johnny_D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paiintballa182 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 You know you hookah too much when you get dumped, and the only worry is weather or not your next girlfriend will accept you smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chromecarz00 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 when this thread is on the second page and you spam-post it back to the first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUBBS Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 When you have more hookahs then friends.When every time you see a hookah in a movie(or just in person) you yell "hhh a hookah"When you school put up "Designated tobacco use area" signs and you think hooooookaaaah?When you get an extra puff on the hose because its your setup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 when you buy a hookah just for roadtrips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjelder Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (bryankphotography @ Apr 13 2008, 04:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You know you hookah too much when you get dumped, and the only worry is weather or not your next girlfriend will accept you smoking.lol, very true. my current s.o. doesn't mind hookah Edited April 14, 2008 by bjelder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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