Giant Ninja Robot Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 The vomit of giants.How could we let this thread slide for over two MONTHS!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpw36 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 no more dumb questionswhy the hell was it revived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Awesomeness is a zombie.Decapitation or head shot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bye bye now have fun Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 hit them with the turok blade and get both.why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpw36 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 because i am all that is man lolwhat is all that is man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 47why can styrofoam cups fly, but paper ones have to take the train? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boricua Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 The anus is an opening at the opposite end of an animal's digestive tract from the mouth. Its function is to expel feces, unwanted semi-solid matter produced during digestion....Why hasn't kim kardashian returned my calls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Because the ghosts ate Pac-Man.Do vegetarians taste like chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 When Chuck Norris needs vegetables he eats a vegetarian then contracts mad PETA disease.So when you eat naan are you eating negative? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 (edited) thats why indians are so hungry...what do homeless people do for fun? Edited March 31, 2009 by joytron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 each otherwho would "tap that"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 A very weak old person in a fight.Who else has fought a very weak old person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Vanilla IceHow do pidgins mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outbreakpb Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 deeeeeeeeep oral sexwhat is a dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Ask Randy JacksonWhy am I not America's Best Dance Crew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 because you dont have any legshow many wood chucks could wood norris chuck if he was into woodchucking?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuburbanSmoker Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 he wouldnt chuck would but rather move the earth to make it appear like he was chucking wood....why cant two men share the same umbrella? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpw36 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 because you can't stand under my umbrella brella brella ay ay (omg i just did that)am i going insane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 only if you took a leftwhy do strippers taste like burning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuburbanSmoker Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 because fake bake is slowly cooking their fake tits.Who has better hair? master cheif or optimus prime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyj316 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Vince from Sham-Wow!Can you imagine a world where the value of the legs of a right triangle, when squared, do not add up to the square of the hypotenuse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoop Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 no i cannot.did you know vince offer (of shamwow) beat the crap out of a hooker? (seriously) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...27092sham1.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outbreakpb Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 its fake. the hooker poked his eye out with her bootswhy is his name scoop /\ ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikemyusername Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 he works with dogswhy is there always someone in my way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpw36 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 because most americans are fat why are nacho cheese doritos so damn good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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