The President’’s Puzzle

[soupnazi]

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.

"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.


"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.


"How long did it take you?"


"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

[NERV]

I'll see your puzzle and raise you a question:

Bush is visiting England, and asks the queen, "How do you run such an efficient government?"
She replies, "It's simple; I surround myself with only smart people. Let me show you."
She calls over prime minister Tony Blair and asks, "If your mother has
a child, and it isn't your brother, and it isn't your sister, who is
it?"
He immediately replies, "It's me."
Upon returning to America, Bush decides to try it on his staff.
He asks Dick Cheyney, "Hey Dick, if your mother had a child, and it isn't you brother, and it isn't you sister, who is it?"
"I don't know Sir," he responds, "I'll find out right away."
He asks all his advisors, but nobody has an answer. Finally, he sees Colin Powell.
He asks him the question. Powell responds, "It's me."
Understanding, Dick Cheney runs to the oval office.
"Mr. President," he says, "I have the answer to your question!"
Bush says, "Well then, if your mother has a child, and it isn't your brother, and it isn't your sister, who is it?"
Cheney replies, "It's Colin Powell!"
After an akward pause, Bush says, "NO, YOU IDIOT! IT'S TONY BLAIR!"

[cypress]

[quote name='NERV']I'll see your puzzle and raise you a question:

Bush is visiting England, and asks the queen, "How do you run such an efficient government?"
She replies, "It's simple; I surround myself with only smart people. Let me show you."
She calls over prime minister Tony Blair and asks, "If your mother has
a child, and it isn't your brother, and it isn't your sister, who is
it?"
He immediately replies, "It's me."
Upon returning to America, Bush decides to try it on his staff.
He asks Dick Cheyney, "Hey Dick, if your mother had a child, and it isn't you brother, and it isn't you sister, who is it?"
"I don't know Sir," he responds, "I'll find out right away."
He asks all his advisors, but nobody has an answer. Finally, he sees Colin Powell.
He asks him the question. Powell responds, "It's me."
Understanding, Dick Cheney runs to the oval office.
"Mr. President," he says, "I have the answer to your question!"
Bush says, "Well then, if your mother has a child, and it isn't your brother, and it isn't your sister, who is it?"
Cheney replies, "It's Colin Powell!"
After an akward pause, Bush says, "NO, YOU IDIOT! IT'S TONY BLAIR!"[/quote]

Good one.

[ghiggs]

pure hilarity, never heard it before

[wyteboy]

LOL, NICE!  I like it