toothhookahharp Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I just remembered these two about poor ol' hellen keller: Why couldnt hellen keller drive? Because she was a woman. Why did hellen keller use 2 hands to masterbate? One to rub herself and the other to moan. On a side note I admire hellen keller for all she did for people with leprosy or whatever it was she had. I also do not have a problem with women, drivers, or women drivers. I love all and everyone who fits into those groups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 oohh.... dude... :shock: for fucks sake... read [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller"] this [/url], then read [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leprosy"] this [/url]... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PersianPride Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 hellen keller had leprosy? :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toothhookahharp Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 [quote name='DarthHookah']oohh.... dude... :shock: for fucks sake... read [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller"] this [/url], then read [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leprosy"] this [/url]...[/quote] Dude I know what HK's real issues where and what leprosy was. Come on! It's called humor people! this is a joke forum!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macho555 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 I was little scared of the degenerative state of America for a minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toothhookahharp Posted October 31, 2006 Author Share Posted October 31, 2006 [quote name='Macho555']I was little scared of the degenerative state of America for a minute...[/quote]LOL!! yeah i kno godd. i mean we're going to hell in a handbasket but i ain't tryin' to take us there (at least not unintellectually anyway)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 omg the second joke about using 2 hands is the funniest thing i ever heard!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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