EvansLight Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 [quote name='nuschultz']Haha, New poll time! Will Scally end up never getting laid ever again![/quote] lmao hell yea need to make that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 guys, Scalli has been married to Ms. Scalli 21 years... we went to highschool together. If know anything, it is how to run my household.... covertly!!!! The beer is chillin'. Just hope Ms. Scalli ain't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuschultz Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 haha, silly pirate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 if shes chillin, grab the curlin iron "WE GONNA DO THE FIRE!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 I just wanna know how you guys plan on bringing up this idea to the gal? Do you say "mind if I smoke on this while you smoke on that?" Just don't ask "I feel like getting a bite" Ms. Scalli is sharpening a knife.... she never does that. I'm getting scared!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lantern Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 I'm a lazy bastard but i can only imagine me b*ning a girl and the next minute the dresser and curtain next to me up in flames yikes = good coal management needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 [quote name='mushrat']pico: you are so that easy..you just said you was playin "scrabble" with Tangiers in yo bed for the last week or so...so don be givin us none o dat! [/quote] I have no idea as to what you are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calcartman Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Before, During, and After.okay okay, just before and after, and I've been taken care of while i was smoking Its always fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGuy Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 well unfortunately, i dont have my own hookah atm, so i'd have to go to the local lounge to try smoke,sex and food...somehow im sure they wouldn't appreciate it. espcially since i promised our lounge owner i'd bring him 2 girls in on saturday and forgot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 [quote name='MrGuy']well unfortunately, i dont have my own hookah atm, so i'd have to go to the local lounge to try smoke,sex and food...somehow im sure they wouldn't appreciate it. espcially since i promised our lounge owner i'd bring him 2 girls in on saturday and forgot....[/quote] well if the guy owns a lounge and can't pick up his own women it sounds like he must be a mess You should not do that with your galpals anyways.... keep'em for yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted August 27, 2006 Author Share Posted August 27, 2006 lmao scalli u are a silly goose, i think when i get the hookah from tangiers im gonna attempt this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 [quote name='skimo']lmao scalli u are a silly goose, i think when i get the hookah from tangiers im gonna attempt this[/quote] You better find a girl with false teeth just in case bro!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted August 27, 2006 Author Share Posted August 27, 2006 shit all the girls i meet want to smoke my hookah when i bring it over so im sure they wouldnt mind my attempt the multitask as long as i let em smoke to haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Well I guess I dated too many prima donnas because anything short of 100% attention to them was not acceptable I knew I should have held out for a really naughty one.... oops, I here Ms. Scalli comin'... gotta go!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted August 27, 2006 Author Share Posted August 27, 2006 lmao, its cool i wont tell Ms. Scalli if youll send me some coals, if not im so writting you letters and addressing them as a girl so your wife thinks your cheating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauldavis Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 to answer the original question in this thread...yes i have and it is much better than a post-sex cigarette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted August 27, 2006 Author Share Posted August 27, 2006 yeah ive smoke a cigg and it was nice, i was just thinkin how bad ass a bad ass bowl of shisha would be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 [quote name='skimo']lmao, its cool i wont tell Ms. Scalli if youll send me some coals, if not im so writting you letters and addressing them as a girl so your wife thinks your cheating [/quote] Well then I will call the humane society and tell them you have been feeding some poor dog charcoal!!! Hell, you will have animal rights activists and news crews out front of your house!!!But that would add to the scenerio... eat, smoke, and humpety rumpety while being interviewed by the news with screaming protesters outside!!!As soon as she is done with your ass they will be wanting a piece of it too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Oh, yeah!I can also make a sex lube that matches any of my flavors, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Wow... this thread is ridiculously full of perverted men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted August 27, 2006 Author Share Posted August 27, 2006 lmao well we get board and this is a great way to entertain ourselves haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frontmanpb101 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 so tangiers... ANY flavor of lube?haha.i guess i should work on sex, before post-sex hookah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 [quote name='surfpico']Wow... this thread is ridiculously full of perverted men.[/quote] it's only because the womenfolk drove us to it!!! (go along with it guys!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHookah Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 funny story- (this is actually in the funny stories section) this girl and i were smoking hookah, and then we started having sex. problem is, when she took her shirt off, she threw it into the coals! after a few minutes we noticed the smell, and panicked. she had to wear her jacket home, because the shirt was ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 [quote name='Calcartman']Before, During, and After. okay okay, just before and after, and I've been taken care of while i was smoking Its always fun![/quote] You're an inspiration to us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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