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  1. Thank you Travis, I feel much better. And Stuie, that's a scary thought.
  2. After multiple 40 oz's and an interesting but draining night... Nothing helps more than some HFTC. Get your asses in here!!! (12PM EST)

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    2. TheyCallMeDave


      You can still buy 36 oz's cant you?
    3. IainUM


      32's, but you can't play edward 40 hands without 40's
    4. Chreees


      HF TC is good for the mind and soul.
  3. Penis. Wiener. Cock. Dick. Dong. Schlong. Goo Bazookah. Custard Cannon. Slime Sausage. Rod. ManMeat. And do you know why I did this? I'll give you a list, written in a happy font to soften the blow: [font=comic sans ms,cursive][color=#00ff00]1. Because this thread has gone to shame. Is this what happens when I leave?!? Dancing birds and Monty Python References? Stuie, you should be ashamed. I left you in charge. I'm very disappointed in you.[/color][/font] [color=#00ff00][font=comic sans ms,cursive]2.It's about time we had someone in here mention the male genitalia. Considering you all are a bunch of hetero party poopers, I suppose I'll have to do it myself. 3. I like making Iain as uncomfortable as possible.[/font][/color]
  4. We recieved some Desi Murli from a forum friend, and we could smoke it straight out, no prep needed. It's a pretty traditional, elementary tobacco.
  5. Lmao Mike with the old "Oh...Cool.. An.. Atlas. Thanks." re-gifting routine. I love it. Welp, I packed the alien on my own to try and I'm smoking some AF strawberry.. I gotta say, this bowl gets a bad rap, I love this thing! Thanks a lot michael, great care package.
  6. From someone who used to use the vortex a shit ton, and then discovered the phunnel... I'd never go back. Ever.
  7. Shame such a beautiful and positive word such as habibi is used for such an apparently disgusting tobacco.
  8. My favorite, the mini. Second, the micro. Third, the small. I would love the small to death if coals were unlimited.
  9. [quote name='king_lunchb0x' timestamp='1318480956' post='527576'] Al-waha [/quote] [IMG]http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww337/perspective32-0/rage.jpg[/IMG]
  10. Also keep in mind that just because a topic called "Difference between noir and lucid Tangiers" does mean it won't evolve into something worth reading. Many threads found in all the subforums have had some key posts in learning new things and developing a simple conversation into an insightful debate.
  11. 1. Tangiers Indian Summer 2. Tangiers Passionfruit 3. Tangiers Kashmir Peach 4. Nakhla Two Apples 5. Nakhla Mango/Melon
  12. 1.Tangiers Mini Phunnel 2.Tangiers Small Phunnel 3.Crown Micro Phunnel 4.Crown Signature Phunnel 5. Large Egyptian (Nakhla)
  13. This whole fourth page is filled with posts not related to the original intent of the thread, are non-contributing and worse, aren't enjoyable to read. Chris, for this, I COMMEND YOU THE FORUM'S POST WHORE.
  14. 1. Tangiers 2. Nakhla 3. Al Fakher 4. Social Smoke 5. Fumari
  15. [quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1318369234' post='527416'] When you take the time to count your reviews and realize you have smoked over 70 brands of shisha and over 500 flavors across all those brands. [/quote]
  16. [quote name='atalanta' timestamp='1318356785' post='527388'] You're counting down the time for the home inspection to pass so you can unpack and fire it up. [/quote] You didn't even care you were having a home inspection and smoked in front of the apartment rep hoping deep down they would say "Hey, nice KM!"
  17. When your Saudi neighbors tell you that you smoke too much. You don't know how much gas is in your car, how much food is in the fridge, or hell, even how much money is in your checking account... But damnit, you only have exactly 73 grams of indian summer, 25 grams of Kpeach and 100 grams of DA. It's time for an order! You've memorized your credit card number from ordering online so much, and it's becoming very convenient when making delivery orders. Two words. Coal scars. You've misspelled "hooked" as "hookahed" The only reason you know jack shit about the metric system is because shisha is only sold in grams or kilos. Adding to that, you also can only judge the amount of weight in metric measurments by imaging a small phunnels worth, 50g box, 250g box or a kilo can. No matter what time, day or night, there will always be cached shisha/foil on top of the garbage. You measure how much time you have in between classes/before school/work/appointment with how many rounds of coals you can get in. You and your roommate have a buddy system so someone is always prepping fully lit coals and stirring tang before you even arrive to smoke. You have more oyster forks than any other utensil in the house. Where you used to get ofended at people trying to show you up in smoking and trying to teach you bcause you are "doing it wrong, don't worry I've been smoking hookah for a year now", now you just lay back, realize they'll never understand, and just smile and nod. You want to smoke tang at a party with friends, because realize you're limited to orange soda or blue gumball to please the commoners. You will never share the same pallate as them. You've started a student organization based off hookah and gotten away with it. - - - - - - - - - - - - - All events and experiences are genuine moments between TheyCallMeDave and Claytronmeans. God, we are losers.
  18. [quote name='Bawhee' timestamp='1317499211' post='526016'] cmon, you know you like wood in your mouth too [/quote] [url="http://www.hookahforum.com/topic/42486-gay-or-bi-hookah-smokers/page__hl__bisexual__fromsearch__1"]http://www.hookahforum.com/topic/42486-gay-or-bi-hookah-smokers/page__hl__bisexual__fromsearch__1[/url]
  19. MARCH 15TH, 2010, BITCHES!!!! BEAT THAT!!!!! ...I'm so pitiful.

  21. [quote name='Coyote' timestamp='1317388988' post='525825'] I like wood. [/quote] [quote name='Coyote' timestamp='1317407585' post='525877'] I like the feel of wood in my mouth [/quote] [quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1317471024' post='525962'] [quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1317401181' post='525854'] He loves wood in his mouth [/quote] I love wood so much... you just don't even know! You can't fathom it! ...feel the best on the lips [/quote] This thread is dangerously ripe for the picking. I'm just going to walk away.
  22. Favorite Tangiers flavors from most favorite onwards: Indian Sumer Kashmir Peach Passionfruit Peach Iced Tea Although I think it'd be nice for you to star in the noir line, it's very difficult to master packing with, especially for your first try on tangiers. I would HIGHLY suggest you start with the lucid line. It's Tangiers' washed line, and is MUCH easier to smoke. Pick out some flavors you think you would like to try based on reviews, opinions, thoughts, etc. in lucid. If you like the flavors in lucid, they taste the same (but more vivid IMO) in noir. Lucid can pretty much smoke in any bowl you currently own, but for Tangier Noir line, I would highly suggest picking up a tangiers small phunnel, or any of the crown phunnels. People on here will say "Ahh, you don't NEED a phunnel, the tobacco came out before the phunnel did!".... Eating rice and drinking out of rivers with your hands came out before fine dining did, but I see no reason to take that route when I can enjoy a nice New York Strip. Other than that, I hope your tangiers experience works out well for you. Be sure to post post-smoking thoughts, experiences and comments afterwards!
  23. First off, trolling? Lol I think you mean lurking. We haz no like for trolls. Not that you are one.... Secondly, EXCUzZZZZZZZEEEE MEEE??? I love my temsah. Unfortunately, I do have to agree with you. As much as I love the makes of the temsah pipes, the welding is very shady and the overall make of the pipe is a little shotty for my tastes. However, I do love the sturdiness and overall weight/smokability of the pipe. Of all the pipes I've smoked, Temsah are Farida are my favorite pipes. Both Egyptian brass, very heavy, very robust pipes. A little bit of a restraint on the pull, but that's the way I like it. Still a nice open draw, seeing as they're both Egyptian pipes, but they both have a little bit of resistance to them to even out the draw. Coming from someone who likes a more traditional look with a few modern "KM like" flares added, I would say Temsah and Fardia are both good options.
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