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TheyCallMeDave

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  1. Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less, than dinner for two.

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      Tequila is yellow and bourbon is brown, so lets do some fucking Yagerbombs and then hit the town!!!!!
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  2. Dave now has the honor of breaking the first Pico bowl in America.

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      Clayton, you threw me to the lions den. I'll remember this. And YES. I DID IT. I BROKE IT.
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  3. After multiple 40 oz's and an interesting but draining night... Nothing helps more than some HFTC. Get your asses in here!!! (12PM EST)

  4. Knocked the Trimetal over earlier right before going to class. Here's to hoping I don't come home to a burned down apartment.

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      Lol here's hoping I don't come home to a burned apartment as well!
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  5. Finally ordered a phunnel and wind cover! Threw in some AF Grape in with the order too. Excited.

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      250g box? If so, not a bad deal. My guess is a 50g though.
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  6. I've noticed that since the change I come to HF less and less...:-

  7. Hey guys, I'm looking for a hookah for a friend. Her favorite color is purple. Price limit is $200. Ready? GO!

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      Small MYA hookah with pruple base, purple nammor hose, and get in contact with santino about a custom glass bowl with purple ornaments. All that together wouldn't even go over 150 total w/ shipping, I bet.
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  8. walked over and looked at Turkishh shisha pipes and hoses today. VERY COOL! They said wait 'til the end of Ramadan, they have some great stuff coming in!

  9. Is smoking a dinosaur fetus.

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      Haha, TC joke. He had Tangiers Blue Flower (which was like, prehistoric old) and Nak Caramom that he mixed in with it, and the result was that it tasted like old dead fetus. So old in fact, that it was a dinosaur fetus.
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  10. I kinda can't wait to get home from vacation...just so I can fap...sharing a hotel room with your parents sucks

  11. I should really stop taking cash rent payments. 25 twenties... srsly?

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      You should take an awesome black and white pic of you holding the twenties with a grill in for your avatar. Yes, please.
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  12. Had his niMFles pierced last night. Ouuuchhiieee mamma.

  13. Had his niMFles pierced last night. Ouuuchhiieee mamma.

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      Lol I just wanted somethin crazy in the mix.
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  14. BDubs, UFC title fights, girlfriend buys me coals and lucid packs for birthday. :]

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      Lol that fucker teams up with her for hookah suprises all the time!
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  15. is so full of meat. that steak was delicious

  16. Had a good smoke with my trade friends Sultan and Muhammad yesterday, good session!

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      Lol everyone knows I smoke with you on a daily basis.
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  17. Year and a half old Fantasia, and it still smokes well? YES PLEASE!

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      Gotta vouche for him Jay, Clay knows how to get glycerin soup to smoke correclty, and well might I add.
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  18. First AF Grape purchase in 3 years... Here goes nothing!

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      Late update, still tastes like a flmaing pile of fucked to death kaka.
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  19. Enjoyed the rain today with a bowl of cool strawberry.

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      Same time and experience, only smoked indian summer instead :]
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  20. Excited for some warm weather and to get out and smoke!

  21. First AF Grape purchase in 3 years... Here goes nothing!

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      Haven't tried it yet, left my pipe in Richmond. Will give an update Monday. It doesn't have the trademark ketchup smell, so I'm not too pessimistic about the situation.
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  22. Note to self: If you drop a red hot coal into a fan it turns into a spinning inferno of ouch.

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      Hahaha this is totally like button worthy. Sorry man! Thanks for the laugh though.

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  23. Is pumped for HookahPaloozah!

    1. TheyCallMeDave

      TheyCallMeDave

      Kind of funny actually, days after that post, Friend's shut down. No idea what for. Lol.

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