angemonkwj Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 ur welcome to it. one of my old employees from toys r us told it to me. how about this one(if you live in fl. or know about the mark foley thing you'll think its funny) Politicians no longer have to read. All they do now is bend the pages over!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moosepotatoes Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 What do u call a white guy that drives a plane? A pilot. What do you call a white guy wearing a mask, armed with a gun? A SWAT Team officer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 what goes clopity, clopity, clopity....bang!!!!!!!!!! an amish drive by! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caramellanne Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Here are a few...Again these are tasteless jokes... Q: What does a penis and a rubix cube have in common? A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get! Q: Whats the difference between cookie dough and a jew (THIS IS REALLY BAD) A: Cookie dough doesnt scream when you put it in the oven... Thats all I know for now. IF ANYONE WAS OFFENDED...I APOLOGIZE, its a joke....Jokes are meant to make serious things more lighthearted.... OOh, I hope I dont get banned for that one....Trust me, Im not racist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 the jew one is funny as hell!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.” "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill.” "Not kill? We're not interested." So God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are." We're not interested.” Then God went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested." Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested." Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll take 10." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caramellanne Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 hahahaa...why dont I get this one??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 it all comes down to jews being stingy with there money. the other races wanted an example of the rules, the jews just wanted to know how much it would cost them.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caramellanne Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 oh, haha Yeah I liked your other one better too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 A plane is going down, they toss the luggage and empty the hold they are still losing altitude when the co-pilot goes to the back and tells the passengers that they are going to have to throw out a few to lighten the plane and save everyone else. So he says they'll go alphabetically "a's Africans" no body stands up "b's Blacks" No body stands up "c's colored" a little black kid says "daddy, didn't you say we was colored?" and hi daddy said "not today boy, today, we is Niggers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineSolitude Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 funny ange. but white people would still go last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 what's the difference between a black man and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four what's the real reason hitler killed himself? he got his gas bill what would martin luther king jr. be if he was white? alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 [img]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a54/DizzyGuy/ScreenHunter_043.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 [quote name='SanguineSolitude']funny ange. but white people would still go last.[/quote] I think [b]crackers[/b] would be next, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 [quote name='DizzyGuy'][img]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a54/DizzyGuy/ScreenHunter_043.jpg[/img][/quote] omfg.....that is the kewlest thing i ever saw!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I have more... I'm gonna start a photo thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineSolitude Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 yeah james but if the black people can avoid being called by some of their names... then so could white people correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 [quote name='SanguineSolitude']yeah james but if the black people can avoid being called by some of their names... then so could white people correct?[/quote] Very true. Moral of the story: don't fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineSolitude Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 real moral... be from zanzibar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 or Zimbabwei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayishere Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Why did the chicken cross the road? lol To get to the other side Ta da. *reminds me of childhood * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 lol....reminds me of like 3rd grade. speakin of which....why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9!!! ah the good ole days when jokes like that made you laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 my friend made a kids joke up on accident. she was hangin out with us one night and had lied to her mom about goin to see Mulan. the next day she comes over and tells us that she told her mom she went to see a movie about cows. I said what, and she goes yeah, you know, MOO-Lan!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 so this guy is driving down the highway and he gets pulled over for speeding. The officer asks him why he was speeding and the man replies that he was late for work. The cop then asks what the mans job is. He replies, "I'm an anal stretcher". The cop looks confused and asks, "What does an anal stretcher do?". The man says "Well I put one finger in then another then i stretch, then I put one fist in then another, then I stretch and stretch until it's six feet tall." The cop looks at the guy and says "Well what the hell do you do with a six foot asshole" The man smiles and says "Put him on the road and give him a radar gun." Thank you, Thank you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitefanatic Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 QUOTE (Sayishere)Why did the chicken cross the road? lol To get to the other side Ta da. *reminds me of childhood * Why did the rooster cross the road? His dick was still stuck in the chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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