critterchops Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Why can't fortune tellers have babies? because they have crystal balls what did the ocean say when the plane flew over?? nothing he just waved why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with why did so many blacks die in vietnam? because every time the sargent said "get down" they all started dancing what's the diffrence between a vaccum cleaner and a harley mortorcycle? A vaccum cleaner keeps the dirtbag on the inside what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan what do you call a herd of mastuerbating cattle? beef strogenoff Hey I said it was crap now didn't I......all right then.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumonshoe Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 [quote name='critterchops']what do you call a herd of mastuerbating cattle? beef strogenoff[/quote] OMG. I don't think ill ever be able to eat that again. :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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