â€On Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 A study that is currently being published in september of 2012 as I write this has shown that I like naps. Findings report that during the hours of 8am and 5pm monday through friday my life is just one big blur of menial tasks. Sources show that these menial tasks and lack of any drive to do anything at all has resulted in increased levels of a unique chemical naturally found in my body. The chemical, most commonly known as "fuck it, I could go for a nap right about now" has also shown to have the side effects of throwing my arms in the air and proclaiming to co-workers "kill me, it's only fucking 1:30". Mini "desk-naps" have also been reported as being imminent shortly after the initial onset. Of the one person interviewed on the topic, I told myself "ahhhhh fuck" before dozing off in short, intermittent intervals. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gramps Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I think you're onto something with your research. The urge to nap hits me especially hard right after lunch, so it may be some chemical in the food. On weekends I usually just take two Extra Strength Damitols and hit the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Shit man, you too??? I am an excellent candidate for this study... NAP ALL DAY, ERRYDAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 the last two days i have been exhibiting these symptoms. Along with waking up around noon and bouts of severe boredom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Yeah. I love naps. *Comments in this post do not necessarily reflect those of Tangiers Tobacco* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urloc Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 In Spain there was a law prohibiting to make any noise from 2pm to 5pm to let people nap. Unfortunately with the progress that law is not enforced anymore. Fuck the modern times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headhunter Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 [quote name='Urloc' timestamp='1347545115' post='556295'] In Spain there was a law prohibiting to make any noise from 2pm to 5pm to let people nap. Unfortunately with the progress that law is not enforced anymore. Fuck the modern times. [/quote] ohhh :/ would have been awesome "ok, ok everyone shut the hell up now until 5. People HAVE to NAP!!! ok? ok, cool!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I got halfway through read aeon's post and said "fuck it, i'm gonna take a nap." someone fill me in after my nap. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
â€On Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 [quote name='Arcane' timestamp='1347563321' post='556313'] I got halfway through read aeon's post and said "fuck it, i'm gonna take a nap." someone fill me in after my nap. [/quote] That's what I'm talking about! It's really great to- *naps* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I started a siesta revolution. Its a movement to bring siestas into American society. Who's with me? *Comments in this post do not necessarily reflect those of Tangiers Tobacco* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I took a nap today. It was great. We need to have a pro nap rally... then again maybe we could do it silently at home... napping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Be careful, its the first step towards unemployment. Oh the sweet sweet joys of unemployment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Im about to take a nap. Last night i had to babysit til 1am, then i smoked (tangiers marigold... Couldnt resist), woke up at 7am, walked 2 miles, drove an hour to a workshop, spent two hours in the sun, drove another hour to have lunch with friends, drove another hour home, now im smoking again. Nappppp *Comments in this post do not necessarily reflect those of Tangiers Tobacco* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epoch Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 [quote name='Coyote' timestamp='1347586838' post='556336'] I started a siesta revolution. Its a movement to bring siestas into American society. Who's with me? *Comments in this post do not necessarily reflect those of Tangiers Tobacco* [/quote] Beat me to it! I always say I would be a much more productive worker if I were provided siesta time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urloc Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 [quote name='headhunter' timestamp='1347555355' post='556307'] [quote name='Urloc' timestamp='1347545115' post='556295'] In Spain there was a law prohibiting to make any noise from 2pm to 5pm to let people nap. Unfortunately with the progress that law is not enforced anymore. Fuck the modern times. [/quote] ohhh :/ would have been awesome "ok, ok everyone shut the hell up now until 5. People HAVE to NAP!!! ok? ok, cool!" [/quote] It was like that till not many years ago... and it is still enforced in some small villages. Siesta is a part of Spanish culture which is being lost due to the so called progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo21 Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 i take naps everyday, i wake up take payton to school clean a bit take a 1-2 hr nap get ready for work then feel super well rested and ready to go come home smoke a bit of hookah and go to sleep and repeat. I am living breathing test subject. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
â€On Posted July 18, 2013 Author Share Posted July 18, 2013 Took a little desk nap today. Didn't have much going on. Couldn't really help it, just sort of dozed off. Woke up and thought "that was nice". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 I took an afternoon nap after lunch today and it was glorious. Forgot about the heat and moisture for 2 hours. I guess its a bit long for a nap but fuck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Studies show that naps can range from just a couple of minutes to many, many hours. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CO_hookah Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 I like naps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightHawk63 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Naps are especially good after eating a lot of food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Naps are especially good after eating a lot of food. Worst thing you can do after eating. That nap after eating will allow your metabolism down and in turn your body will store the fat from that food, rather then burning it off. It's also a good way to develop acid reflux. When you last down after eating, fluids shift around and can actually work up to the esophagus. Other than that, naps are freaking great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawhee Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 I went to bed at 6 am, woke up at 11 and then napped from 11.30 till 1pm. It was glorious and also very much needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightHawk63 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Naps are especially good after eating a lot of food. Worst thing you can do after eating. That nap after eating will allow your metabolism down and in turn your body will store the fat from that food, rather then burning it off. It's also a good way to develop acid reflux. When you last down after eating, fluids shift around and can actually work up to the esophagus. Other than that, naps are freaking great. That explains my tendancy to get horrible indigestion. Hahaha! Oh well, I sleep like a baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo21 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 today i got to do this test about how much i also enjoy naps, HOLLY CRAP ARE THE AMAZING. i dont get them to often due to the lack of 2 kids and grave yard shift and running business's but hey i got one wow im glad i tested out the theory they are amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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