Skimo Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 anybody smoked hookah after sex? lol i just thought about that, i think it would be kinda nice, plus ive never smoked hookah naked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 This forum just went from PG to X. WOWIE....can't say I have. But then again, I'm not that easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 lol whats it with this easy word, so are you saying you have to be a whore to smoke hookah after sex lol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alice Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 ...I'll add it to my to-do list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Skimo, that's not went I meant. But you could be a whore to have had hookah after sex. Although, I'm pretty certain it's not a requirement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Now hookah while having sex would be an accomplishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 lol and dangerous, but surfpico i dont understand why youd say that, im completley lost haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 you guys really need to try that hot tub hookahing thang I have talked about before. I did not specifically point out the obvious but when I said that you really need to hop in the hot tub with your favorite galpal with the hookah sitting at the side of the tub I was figuring your imaginations would kinda take it from there!!! Dammit Skimo don't make me PM you!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGuy Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 scalli you're not doing anything for your protest that Texans (?) aren't all easy!yeah, naked hookah could results in some nasty accidents.... **cringes** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 lmao but if your in the hot tub the coals would go out before you got hurt, and scalli i didnt catch that, im sorry but im to poor for the hot tub anyways haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 <EDIT> This was for MrGuy, you posted to damn fast Skimo! Dammit!!! Okay, I'll start 'splain'n Lucy!!! When you are in the tub your are generally mostly under water from the neck down. You are in as close a proximity to others as you would be at a table, maybe closer if you are lucky. General rule of thumb you are already pretty damn lucky because just kicked back in the hot tub with your favorite gal pal beats the shit out of hookahing just about anywhere else I can think of. Now I'll be the first to say that hot wet gals in their birthday suits can be a whole lotta dangerous but sometimes you just need to throw caution to the wind brutha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 lol i agree, fuck caution and go with your heart haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 [quote name='skimo']lol i agree, fuck caution and go with your heart haha[/quote] Did you really mean "heart" or was that a typo?!?!?! [;] Sorry, I know that was tacky but we are talking 'bout doin' the dirty right?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 pico: you are so that easy..you just said you was playin "scrabble" with Tangiers in yo bed for the last week or so...so don be givin us none o dat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 scally you got a hot tub i could borrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Abides Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Yes. Much better than hookah after a meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 heres a challenge for ya. eat and smoke da hookah while having sex.... ill buy you a box of shisha if you can pull this off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuschultz Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Lol, what do we have to eat? Like, turkey dinner? or just some whipped cream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 lmao a full course turkey dinner. AND I WANT PICS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 As long as you only have to lay there, you can do all that and play Halo at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 oh there we go. Now you gotta play halo, eat a turkey dinner, and smoke the hookah while having sex. Dear god i would pay good money to see that :PI could see it now. Laying on your back, controller in one hand, fork with turkey in the other, with the hose just hanging out of your mouth, and a woman bouncing up and down on your lap like a kid in santas lap at the mall during christmass.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 damn guys... that is the absolute last thing on my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 [quote name='EvansLight']like a kid in santas lap at the mall during christmass....[/quote] You should change your name to Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 [quote name='EvansLight']oh there we go. Now you gotta play halo, eat a turkey dinner, and smoke the hookah while having sex. Dear god i would pay good money to see that I could see it now. Laying on your back, controller in one hand, fork with turkey in the other, with the hose just hanging out of your mouth, and a woman bouncing up and down on your lap like a kid in santas lap at the mall during christmass....[/quote] I checked with Ms. Scalli and she double dog dared my ass to even try any of the above and I better be ready for a long dry run! Since I know what she is talking about I'm thinking NOT!!!!!She suggested that you do what we like to do. Women like this guys. Don't just cook something for them, get them to help. They love it when you are "accidently" bumping into them and pretending it is on accident. You will be surprised that you may not even get dinner ready before she tackles you and spanks ya arse! (in a good kinda way!) Ms. Scalli loves this shit!!!We cook up a meal together, I make the main and she does the sides while talkin' a little dirty. We kick back at the breakfast nook which becomes a dinner nook "Nook" always seemed a little ironic at certain times. I already have beer iced down and some of her girlie drinks.... sometimes I make her margaritas using my smoothie maker and ice from Sonic. Try that sometimes. It makes perfect margaritas on the cheap and the gals will like you more (at least they will like you more than if you multitasked the entire night into one ordeal!!! Then with the tiki torches making just the right touch it's to the tub!!! The beer is in arms reach and so is the hookah (which I get to bogart since she don't smoke [ ) So I have hubbly bubbly in the tubbly with the suddly thinkin' I gonna get lucky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuschultz Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Haha, New poll time! Will Scally end up never getting laid ever again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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