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[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344177933' post='553389']
what's wrong with being drunk?
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You kept dropping coals on the carpet!

[quote name='Coleman' timestamp='1344180401' post='553392']
What's wrong with hipsters?
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I guess I'm just too mainstream? Also,

[img]http://hipstersuck.com/pictures/death-to-hipsters-grandma-tshirt.jpg[/img]

:P
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[quote name='joytron' timestamp='1344213315' post='553422']
Job Applicant: Beard
Experience: Living on Jess' face
Perks: Cuddles up to you at night, softer than it looks and better smelling too.
X-Factor: Chick Magnet
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Jess, you're hired.
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[quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1344215089' post='553424']
[quote name='joytron' timestamp='1344213315' post='553422']
Job Applicant: Beard
Experience: Living on Jess' face
Perks: Cuddles up to you at night, softer than it looks and better smelling too.
X-Factor: Chick Magnet
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Jess, you're hired.
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THAT'S HORSE SHIT!!!
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[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344218766' post='553437']
[quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1344215089' post='553424']
[quote name='joytron' timestamp='1344213315' post='553422']
Job Applicant: Beard
Experience: Living on Jess' face
Perks: Cuddles up to you at night, softer than it looks and better smelling too.
X-Factor: Chick Magnet
[/quote]

Jess, you're hired.
[/quote]

THAT'S HORSE SHIT!!!
[/quote]

No, that is my beard.
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[quote name='joytron' timestamp='1344223347' post='553443']
[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344218766' post='553437']
[quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1344215089' post='553424']
[quote name='joytron' timestamp='1344213315' post='553422']
Job Applicant: Beard
Experience: Living on Jess' face
Perks: Cuddles up to you at night, softer than it looks and better smelling too.
X-Factor: Chick Magnet
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Jess, you're hired.
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THAT'S HORSE SHIT!!!
[/quote]

No, that is my beard.
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THIS WEDDING IS BULL SHIT
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[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321164' post='553521']
because i come with free booze! top shelf, too!!
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and by free booze i mean gin, and by top shelf, i mean top shelf gin. really. i don't drink the cheap shit often
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Hey, I don't drop coals when I'm drunk, I just can't find the mouthtip to my hose... Unless I dropped coals before on TC whilst drunk and don't recall, entirely possible.
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[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321208' post='553522']
[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321164' post='553521']
because i come with free booze! top shelf, too!!
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and by free booze i mean gin, and by top shelf, i mean top shelf gin. really. i don't drink the cheap shit often
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mmm Bombay sapphire your hired.
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[quote name='Venger' timestamp='1344350685' post='553536']
[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321208' post='553522']
[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321164' post='553521']
because i come with free booze! top shelf, too!!
[/quote]

and by free booze i mean gin, and by top shelf, i mean top shelf gin. really. i don't drink the cheap shit often
[/quote]
mmm Bombay sapphire your hired.
[/quote]
i'm not a huge fan of bombay saphire. it isn't bad, but my gin of choice is tanqueray and tanqueray rangpur right now
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[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344404249' post='553584']
[quote name='Venger' timestamp='1344350685' post='553536']
[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321208' post='553522']
[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321164' post='553521']
because i come with free booze! top shelf, too!!
[/quote]

and by free booze i mean gin, and by top shelf, i mean top shelf gin. really. i don't drink the cheap shit often
[/quote]
mmm Bombay sapphire your hired.
[/quote]
i'm not a huge fan of bombay saphire. it isn't bad, but my gin of choice is tanqueray and tanqueray rangpur right now
[/quote]

^Listen to this guy... he knows his alcoholic beverages. :lol:
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[quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1344444106' post='553618']
[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344404249' post='553584']
[quote name='Venger' timestamp='1344350685' post='553536']
[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321208' post='553522']
[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321164' post='553521']
because i come with free booze! top shelf, too!!
[/quote]

and by free booze i mean gin, and by top shelf, i mean top shelf gin. really. i don't drink the cheap shit often
[/quote]
mmm Bombay sapphire your hired.
[/quote]
i'm not a huge fan of bombay saphire. it isn't bad, but my gin of choice is tanqueray and tanqueray rangpur right now
[/quote]

^Listen to this guy... he knows his alcoholic beverages. :lol:
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I have been drinking gin since 1979 and have had nearly every brand there is...I know gin. Tangueray is very good. Sapphire is more subtle with a citrus note. Beefeaters is stronger and heartier and will stand up to tonic better. My families moto is I'll have mine with ice so for a nice gin on the rocks Sapphire will be a softer more gentile drink. It all boils down to application and taste.
Like toilet paper... everyone has their brand.
That being said I aint such a booze snob that I will pass on a glass of Bartons or burnetts if thats all ya got.
Ray
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[quote name='Venger' timestamp='1344459748' post='553641']
[quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1344444106' post='553618']
[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344404249' post='553584']
[quote name='Venger' timestamp='1344350685' post='553536']
[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321208' post='553522']
[quote name='IainUM' timestamp='1344321164' post='553521']
because i come with free booze! top shelf, too!!
[/quote]

and by free booze i mean gin, and by top shelf, i mean top shelf gin. really. i don't drink the cheap shit often
[/quote]
mmm Bombay sapphire your hired.
[/quote]
i'm not a huge fan of bombay saphire. it isn't bad, but my gin of choice is tanqueray and tanqueray rangpur right now
[/quote]

^Listen to this guy... he knows his alcoholic beverages. :lol:
[/quote]
I have been drinking gin since 1979 and have had nearly every brand there is...I know gin. Tangueray is very good. Sapphire is more subtle with a citrus note. Beefeaters is stronger and heartier and will stand up to tonic better. My families moto is I'll have mine with ice so for a nice gin on the rocks Sapphire will be a softer more gentile drink. It all boils down to application and taste.
Like toilet paper... everyone has their brand.
That being said I aint such a booze snob that I will pass on a glass of Bartons or burnetts if thats all ya got.
Ray
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ray knows a lot about gin and i know a decent amount, too. i agree with pretty much everything he said. it does come down to personal taste, though. sipping sapphire on the rocks is pretty nice
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I like my gin with grapefruit juice. :3
And I would just like to point out; when i offer to be a hookah butler *coughcough* chris- i don't like being ignored. Never will i forget that you absolutely ignored my offer. -pouts-
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[quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1344508839' post='553698']
I'll be honest- never had it.

So I guess I could use a bartender now as well... :lol:
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I'm a bartender...
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