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You know what they say about assuming... haha. Nah, we're still pretty regular for right now. Compared to most other newlyweds, we probably are a bit less sexually active, but you gotta remember we were together for 6 years before we actually got married, so our "honeymoon phase" is a lot different, probably nonexistent, compared to other married couples.

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Btw, I gave rep to you Pat, on two of your posts. I would have done more but I'm out of rep for the day. :(

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Rep for being sexless today?

-sigh-

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[quote name='Epoch' timestamp='1351788918' post='559688']
Rep for being sexless today?

-sigh-
[/quote]

Rep for our comrades no longer with genitalia.

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[quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1351792315' post='559694']
[quote name='Epoch' timestamp='1351788918' post='559688']
Rep for being sexless today?

-sigh-
[/quote]

Rep for our comrades no longer with genitalia.
[/quote]

I grinned

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[quote name='Epoch' timestamp='1351788918' post='559688']
Rep for being sexless today?

-sigh-
[/quote]so you just got married?

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I closed on my house yesterday, drank champagne and then got laid! I deserve ALL the reps!

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good day fine!

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Daylight savings time fucking sucks.

Just a thought.

[img]http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/429/cache/daylight-savings-time-fall-2011_42970_600x450.jpg[/img]

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Well it screws my kids sleeping patterns up that's always fun.

But I got an extra hour of smoking in so that's a plus!

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[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m609lbmgJE1qm11a2o1_500.png[/img]

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vasectomy!

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So finally have a new girlfriend, got laid last night and this morning and she bought bomb ass breakfast for me this morning. She will be cooking meals for me now also do boom Chaka laka I'm set

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[quote name='Coleman' timestamp='1352778715' post='560873']
So finally have a new girlfriend, got laid last night and this morning and [b]he[/b] bought bomb ass breakfast for me this morning. She will be cooking meals for me now also do boom Chaka laka I'm set
[/quote]

Homo!!!!!!!! :P

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[quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1352736632' post='560793']
vasectomy!
[/quote]
all the thrill without the spill.
Now you and your Christmas tree have something in common. your balls are just decoration.

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....and no chance of oops babies!!!!!

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Ain't it nice when you wake up to find its 5:30 in the morning your girlfriend is awake and you just have nice spontaneous sex? Yes it is

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[quote name='Coleman' timestamp='1352917275' post='561287']
Ain't it nice when you wake up to find its 5:30 in the morning your girlfriend is awake and you just have nice spontaneous sex? Yes it is
[/quote]

Maybe I am just old, but waking up at 530 AM for anything sounds awful.

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[quote name='Coleman' timestamp='1352917275' post='561287']
Ain't it nice when you wake up to find its 5:30 in the morning your girlfriend is awake and you just have nice spontaneous sex? Yes it is
[/quote]what's her name? Is it Jim? pics or she's not real/it didn't happen

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[quote name='r1v3th3ad' timestamp='1352942810' post='561359']
[quote name='Coleman' timestamp='1352917275' post='561287']
Ain't it nice when you wake up to find its 5:30 in the morning your girlfriend is awake and you just have nice spontaneous sex? Yes it is
[/quote]what's her name? Is it Jim? pics or she's not real/it didn't happen
[/quote]

I believe her name is Lefty Manus!

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[quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1352943867' post='561362']
[quote name='r1v3th3ad' timestamp='1352942810' post='561359']
[quote name='Coleman' timestamp='1352917275' post='561287']
Ain't it nice when you wake up to find its 5:30 in the morning your girlfriend is awake and you just have nice spontaneous sex? Yes it is
[/quote]what's her name? Is it Jim? pics or she's not real/it didn't happen
[/quote]

I believe her name is Lefty Manus!
[/quote]

palmela anderson?

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[quote name='joytron' timestamp='1352917936' post='561288'][quote name='Coleman' timestamp='1352917275' post='561287']
Ain't it nice when you wake up to find its 5:30 in the morning your girlfriend is awake and you just have nice spontaneous sex? Yes it is
[/quote]

Maybe I am just old, but waking up at 530 AM for anything sounds awful.[/quote]

I wake up at 5:30 majority of the time but I have had a car Sí I haven't had to lately

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Thanksgiving this week... just a few days left to convince my family to let me cook the Bacon Wrapped Turkey

[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcekptQhcl1qzrafwo1_500.jpg[/img]

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