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You know what they say about assuming... haha. Nah, we're still pretty regular for right now. Compared to most other newlyweds, we probably are a bit less sexually active, but you gotta remember we were together for 6 years before we actually got married, so our "honeymoon phase" is a lot different, probably nonexistent, compared to other married couples.
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[quote name='Epoch' timestamp='1351788918' post='559688']
Rep for being sexless today?

-sigh-
[/quote]

Rep for our comrades no longer with genitalia.
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[quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1351792315' post='559694']
[quote name='Epoch' timestamp='1351788918' post='559688']
Rep for being sexless today?

-sigh-
[/quote]

Rep for our comrades no longer with genitalia.
[/quote]

I grinned
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Daylight savings time fucking sucks.

Just a thought.

[img]http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/429/cache/daylight-savings-time-fall-2011_42970_600x450.jpg[/img]
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[quote name='Coleman' timestamp='1352778715' post='560873']
So finally have a new girlfriend, got laid last night and this morning and [b]he[/b] bought bomb ass breakfast for me this morning. She will be cooking meals for me now also do boom Chaka laka I'm set
[/quote]

Homo!!!!!!!! :P
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[quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1352736632' post='560793']
vasectomy!
[/quote]
all the thrill without the spill.
Now you and your Christmas tree have something in common. your balls are just decoration.
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[quote name='Coleman' timestamp='1352917275' post='561287']
Ain't it nice when you wake up to find its 5:30 in the morning your girlfriend is awake and you just have nice spontaneous sex? Yes it is
[/quote]

Maybe I am just old, but waking up at 530 AM for anything sounds awful.
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[quote name='Coleman' timestamp='1352917275' post='561287']
Ain't it nice when you wake up to find its 5:30 in the morning your girlfriend is awake and you just have nice spontaneous sex? Yes it is
[/quote]what's her name? Is it Jim? pics or she's not real/it didn't happen
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[quote name='r1v3th3ad' timestamp='1352942810' post='561359']
[quote name='Coleman' timestamp='1352917275' post='561287']
Ain't it nice when you wake up to find its 5:30 in the morning your girlfriend is awake and you just have nice spontaneous sex? Yes it is
[/quote]what's her name? Is it Jim? pics or she's not real/it didn't happen
[/quote]

I believe her name is Lefty Manus!
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[quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1352943867' post='561362']
[quote name='r1v3th3ad' timestamp='1352942810' post='561359']
[quote name='Coleman' timestamp='1352917275' post='561287']
Ain't it nice when you wake up to find its 5:30 in the morning your girlfriend is awake and you just have nice spontaneous sex? Yes it is
[/quote]what's her name? Is it Jim? pics or she's not real/it didn't happen
[/quote]

I believe her name is Lefty Manus!
[/quote]

palmela anderson?
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[quote name='joytron' timestamp='1352917936' post='561288'][quote name='Coleman' timestamp='1352917275' post='561287']
Ain't it nice when you wake up to find its 5:30 in the morning your girlfriend is awake and you just have nice spontaneous sex? Yes it is
[/quote]

Maybe I am just old, but waking up at 530 AM for anything sounds awful.[/quote]

I wake up at 5:30 majority of the time but I have had a car Sí I haven't had to lately
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Thanksgiving this week... just a few days left to convince my family to let me cook the Bacon Wrapped Turkey

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