r1v3th3ad Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Someone would steal shisha from me, so I started spitting loogies in his favorite shisha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeDave Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Only because I don't get to do a lot of explaining to people here at home... I was diagnosed with TS, or tourettes syndrome at age 6. I have a multitude of "tics", ranging form small grunting under my breath, to digging my fingernails into my palms, to my right eye twitching uncontrollably. No, I do not scream like the tourette's guy, nor curse like him (unless I really feel like it... haha) It's really agitating to try and surpess all the tics, it's like an itch that you can't scratch. I'm really anxious about all of this because I will finally get results from my physician about wether or not he can allow me to be on tenex, which is a medicaiton to help with controlling tics. Although there is no known cure, this is the closest thing to helping with the problem. Sorry to get all SERIOUS on you guys haha, here, I'll throw you a bone. Whenever I realize I've been walking in the wrong direction somewher ein public, instead of turning around and walking the other way, I pretend as if I've forgotten something, or realize what time it is, or fake an important phone call... Just so I won't look crazy for taking an immediate 180 right in the middle of walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venger Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 [quote name='TheyCallMeDave' timestamp='1295402565' post='494928'] Only because I don't get to do a lot of explaining to people here at home... I was diagnosed with TS, or tourettes syndrome at age 6. I have a multitude of "tics", ranging form small grunting under my breath, to digging my fingernails into my palms, to my right eye twitching uncontrollably. No, I do not scream like the tourette's guy, nor curse like him (unless I really feel like it... haha) It's really agitating to try and surpess all the tics, it's like an itch that you can't scratch. I'm really anxious about all of this because I will finally get results from my physician about wether or not he can allow me to be on tenex, which is a medicaiton to help with controlling tics. Although there is no known cure, this is the closest thing to helping with the problem. Sorry to get all SERIOUS on you guys haha, here, I'll throw you a bone. Whenever I realize I've been walking in the wrong direction somewher ein public, instead of turning around and walking the other way, I pretend as if I've forgotten something, or realize what time it is, or fake an important phone call... Just so I won't look crazy for taking an immediate 180 right in the middle of walking. [/quote] my son has TS and I know that he struggles everyday with his tics.Mostly face and eyes. Clonedine has been a God send for him. Good luck brother. As A parent it is very frustrating to watch your child get angry that he can't play his gameboy because he is ticking so bad. Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 lol i also do the turnaround thing! especially in a very public place. usually go with the phone call. either that or I will take a very long way around making 3 left turns in the mix to get to the right place lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunn1231 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 [quote name='mustang67n' timestamp='1295497205' post='495078'] lol i also do the turnaround thing! especially in a very public place. usually go with the phone call. either that or I will take a very long way around making 3 left turns in the mix to get to the right place lol [/quote] well, i do that too. the walking the long way around to get back where i need to be. hmmm....a good confession well, for my first 2 semesters of college, i lied to my parents about the grades i got, wound up almost getting kicked out of school, and turned things around in my third semester. my parents have no idea, nor do i think they ever will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang67n Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I did something similar too agun.. I had to drop a couple of classes a while back. and instead of telling my mom, I just kept leaving the house and coming home at the same times I normally would for those classes. She still thinks I went fulltime for a few years lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphire Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 I have a retainer, and it has a tooth on it. Sometimes when I stand in line at the grocerie store and there is a little kid sitting in the shopping cart ahead of me, I will take it out and scare them by distorting my face till they cry. Then I hurry and put it back in my mouth before the parents see and act like the kid is crazy. = ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 [quote name='Sapphire' timestamp='1295994312' post='495716'] I have a retainer, and it has a tooth on it. Sometimes when I stand in line at the grocerie store and there is a little kid sitting in the shopping cart ahead of me, I will take it out and scare them by distorting my face till they cry. Then I hurry and put it back in my mouth before the parents see and act like the kid is crazy. = ) [/quote] awesome. simply awesome. i would do this at every chance i could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUBBS Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Haha So I was born with only one hand (I know some of you are shocked) hence the nickname NUBBS. Anyway, I can fit it in my mouth and fake like I'm chucking on it, or really choke haha. But some people wig out. Rubber hand from Halloween + any door jam + ziplock bag of fake blood = big scene of epic ownage!!! Also, I pretty much never tell anyone who asks the real story. Sharks, alligator, garbage disposal, blender, stuck in gumball machine, chain of motorcycle, ate my fingers, 5-Finger Roullete, bear trap, stole in middle east, jetski impellor, arm wrestled Chuck Norris. The list goes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 ^^^^this thread gets more and more epic every time i come to it^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 There's a guy I really like and I'm too pussy to tell him but all of his friends know >,< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 [quote name='Tyler' timestamp='1298370595' post='498829'] There's a guy I really like and I'm too pussy to tell him but all of his friends know >,< [/quote] try to find something to break the ice...does he smoke hookah? could always ask his friends if they'll drop a hint for you...when I'm too afraid to ask someone(my anxiety holds me back at times), I usually ask a mutual friend to drop the hint for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 [quote name='Cp44' timestamp='1289835876' post='488357'] ^^^^ I just threw up in my mouth...yuck!!! haha I used to walk home from high school everyday which is about 1 mile. One day I was walking back going through a park and I had to fart real bad. So I let one rip and I sharted a big one, there was no paper around or on me. I had 3/4 of a mile left to my house which was the most uncomfortable trips I ever made. [/quote] What is it with you and gas?! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 [quote name='Hassouni' timestamp='1289918430' post='488461'] [quote name='ezxen' timestamp='1289882781' post='488417'] [size="3"] was A tired from work not have sleped and the theaters were full of sqweeling tweens and 40 year old moms . If 40 year old men where to screen and holler when a 17 year old girl took her shirt off they be arrested .[/size] [/quote] unfair isnt it. [/quote] Don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 today we are having a office party... i gave the chip bowl a spit shine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardius Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Im part of the Illuminati. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 [quote name='Beardius' timestamp='1300035085' post='501313'] Im part of the Illuminati. [/quote] lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucy Ford Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 today i caved and i....i...bought a gameboy ds lite (used) and pokemon black ......its addicting damnit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainUM Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 i might buy pokemon black as well....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeDave Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Someitmes I stare at stangers untill they stare back, then give them the "What in the hell are you staring at!?!" Look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Hiding Twilight for the win. I was once almost arrested for harboring someone charged with assault on a police officer, though I actually did not know I was harboring him as he snuck into my dorm room. The cops almost opened the door and I could have been arrested for lying to a cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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