Confession Booth

[Chreees]

I better not find your face on porn someday...

[ezxen]

[quote name='Sapphire' timestamp='1289853397' post='488370']
[quote name='ezxen' timestamp='1289849882' post='488367']
I work at toys r us in Rzone(electronics )I have woked seasnal alst year and this year and last year , and since then ive bin purposely hiding any and all Twilight merchandise i can . I p[ut them in wrong places forget to scan them in bays . Yup Thats what i doo .
[/quote]


LOL! any particular reason for this michief? You saving it for your self...or just hiding it so others can't have it.
[/quote]
I dislike twilight actual gave it a bit of a read and writing is horrible and i dont want little kids subjugated to it.
I dont want to spit on there cupcake and tell them its frosting. Like when parents ask me if a game is good i let them know strait up if the kid is under 10 they wont really notice if the game is crap after 11-12 they will notice crappy games and i help them accordingly to the child's likes.but i make sure no one likes twilight . Also i have this general dislike for twilight because i was dragged to two mid night showings for the first and second one . I was A tired from work not have sleped and the theaters were full of sqweeling tweens and 40 year old moms . If 40 year old men where to screen and holler when a 17 year old girl took her shirt off they be arrested .

[HookahLover25]

[quote name='Sapphire' timestamp='1289835430' post='488356']
Ok, so back when I first started dating my hubby, I was at his apartment one night and we were both drinking a TON and his apartment had only 1 bathroom.
I was about use it my self, when he said " Oh man.. I gotta go" and went in. So I waited for what thought was going to be a quick tinkle session.
I waited....and waited...and waited...... while I my self had to go REALLY BAD. It finally got to the point where I was loosing the ability to hold it in and had to make a quick decision ( still drunk ) about what I was going to do before I relieved my self in my cloths.
So.... I went to the kitchen and grabbed the biggest cup I could find and let er rip. All while praying to god that he did not come out of the bathroom before I was done.
Then, I dumped it in the sink and washed both the sink and cup with soap and water . Then put the cup in the dish washer. The dish waser was NOT loaded so I did not turn it on.
Well... later that night I found out that I had used his Favorite cup . The cup he uses for EVERYTHING. We were watching a movie and he went to get a drink. He came back with THE CUP full of soda.

To this day, I have never said ANYTHING.
[/quote]

HAHAHAHA!!!

I have a confession.

So I was sitting in my Nissan 350z (sexy BYTCH!!), texting a friend of mine. When I heard this "Bang" sound, on my passenger door. When I look over, the guy just look at me, didn't say shit and walk away. WTF . I went around my car and look at my passenger door, and there was a HUGE dent..... That totally piss me off and no one TOUCHES MY GIRLFRIEND! I went back to my car and grab my knife.

All I can say..He needs a new paint and 4 new tires.

Do I regret it? HELL NO!
Will I ever do it again? If I see his car again. I will not think twice to do it again.

[Sapphire]

[quote name='HookahLover25' timestamp='1289893399' post='488439']
[quote name='Sapphire' timestamp='1289835430' post='488356']
Ok, so back when I first started dating my hubby, I was at his apartment one night and we were both drinking a TON and his apartment had only 1 bathroom.
I was about use it my self, when he said " Oh man.. I gotta go" and went in. So I waited for what thought was going to be a quick tinkle session.
I waited....and waited...and waited...... while I my self had to go REALLY BAD. It finally got to the point where I was loosing the ability to hold it in and had to make a quick decision ( still drunk ) about what I was going to do before I relieved my self in my cloths.
So.... I went to the kitchen and grabbed the biggest cup I could find and let er rip. All while praying to god that he did not come out of the bathroom before I was done.
Then, I dumped it in the sink and washed both the sink and cup with soap and water . Then put the cup in the dish washer. The dish waser was NOT loaded so I did not turn it on.
Well... later that night I found out that I had used his Favorite cup . The cup he uses for EVERYTHING. We were watching a movie and he went to get a drink. He came back with THE CUP full of soda.

To this day, I have never said ANYTHING.
[/quote]

HAHAHAHA!!!

I have a confession.

So I was sitting in my Nissan 350z (sexy BYTCH!!), texting a friend of mine. When I heard this "Bang" sound, on my passenger door. When I look over, the guy just look at me, didn't say shit and walk away. WTF . I went around my car and look at my passenger door, and there was a HUGE dent..... That totally piss me off and no one TOUCHES MY GIRLFRIEND! I went back to my car and grab my knife.

All I can say..He needs a new paint and 4 new tires.

Do I regret it? HELL NO!
Will I ever do it again? If I see his car again. I will not think twice to do it again.
[/quote]


Wait.. did you know the guy? did he say WHY he did that to you? WTF?

[Cp44]

[quote name='HookahLover25' timestamp='1289893399' post='488439']
[quote name='Sapphire' timestamp='1289835430' post='488356']
Ok, so back when I first started dating my hubby, I was at his apartment one night and we were both drinking a TON and his apartment had only 1 bathroom.
I was about use it my self, when he said " Oh man.. I gotta go" and went in. So I waited for what thought was going to be a quick tinkle session.
I waited....and waited...and waited...... while I my self had to go REALLY BAD. It finally got to the point where I was loosing the ability to hold it in and had to make a quick decision ( still drunk ) about what I was going to do before I relieved my self in my cloths.
So.... I went to the kitchen and grabbed the biggest cup I could find and let er rip. All while praying to god that he did not come out of the bathroom before I was done.
Then, I dumped it in the sink and washed both the sink and cup with soap and water . Then put the cup in the dish washer. The dish waser was NOT loaded so I did not turn it on.
Well... later that night I found out that I had used his Favorite cup . The cup he uses for EVERYTHING. We were watching a movie and he went to get a drink. He came back with THE CUP full of soda.

To this day, I have never said ANYTHING.
[/quote]

HAHAHAHA!!!

I have a confession.

So I was sitting in my Nissan 350z (sexy BYTCH!!), texting a friend of mine. When I heard this "Bang" sound, on my passenger door. When I look over, the guy just look at me, didn't say shit and walk away. WTF . I went around my car and look at my passenger door, and there was a HUGE dent..... That totally piss me off and no one TOUCHES MY GIRLFRIEND! I went back to my car and grab my knife.

All I can say..He needs a new paint and 4 new tires.

Do I regret it? HELL NO!
Will I ever do it again? If I see his car again. I will not think twice to do it again.
[/quote]

I would of done the same and kick him in the throat

[Hassouni]

[quote name='ezxen' timestamp='1289882781' post='488417']
[size=3] was A tired from work not have sleped and the theaters were full of sqweeling tweens and 40 year old moms . If 40 year old men where to screen and holler when a 17 year old girl took her shirt off they be arrested .[/size]
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unfair isnt it.

[Miss Crafted]

If I can get you in an awkward situation, I will. Because I want to make you blush.

[Sapphire]

I have discovered a new dicipline. THE MOST GOD AWEFULL SMELL EVER. and it comes in a bottle! It's called " Liquid Ass" and seriously... its the BEST smell prank EVER!

I tried it in the neighbors car again. LMAO!!! You can get this on Ebay for like 5 bucks!

Check these videos out:


[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3KVb5_OP_s"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3KVb5_OP_s[/url]

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRMT7eCYjYg&NR=1"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRMT7eCYjYg&NR=1[/url]


[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8USfsoUHHm8&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8USfsoUHHm8&feature=related[/url]

[mustafabey]

[quote name='Sapphire' timestamp='1290376339' post='489038']
I have discovered a new dicipline. THE MOST GOD AWEFULL SMELL EVER. and it comes in a bottle! It's called " Liquid Ass" and seriously... its the BEST smell prank EVER!

I tried it in the neighbors car again. LMAO!!! You can get this on Ebay for like 5 bucks!


[/quote]

Thank you, Brandy, a must add item. You can also have fun with weapons grade hot sauce, electronic fart machine and my absolute favorites for camping trips, a light stick taped with duct tape(eyes in the dark) and at 2 AM the Elk bugle(OMG what the fuck was that!)

[mustafabey]

I was so impressed with the possibilities of this stuff that I checked out the website[url="http://www.liquidass.com/"]liquid ass[/url]
It appears they have other fine products too. As far as the human turds are concerned, make your own by squishing a brownie in your hand, I lived in a house full of students way back when and one girl had a little dog that used to shit in the house. We discussed it numerous times in "house meetings". Finally one night I told her, if that dog shits in the house again I'm gonna make you eat it. Well,lo and fucking behold, very next day there was a fresh doggie turd on the floor. I substituted one of my brownie turds and when the young lady returned I confronted her with the turd on a sheet of newspaper and said OK,now your gonna eat it! She said No! No1 you can make me etc etc, so I said Fine I'll eat it myself. She blew lunch
BTW Brandy, on the liquid ass website is a story about people like your neighbors. Using a syringe, they injected liquid ass into the air conditioning intake. I really must grow up someday

[HookahLover25]

Wait.. did you know the guy? did he say WHY he did that to you? WTF?
[/quote]

Nope, i didn't know the guy. He didn't say anything and just walk away! what a big jerk! Edited November 22, 2010 by HookahLover25

[Kathrynx]

At a halloween party, I once threw up over the balcony from their apartment...They are upstairs, and the neighbors had my friend go downstairs the next day to clean it. I denied everything.

[Stuie]

[quote name='r1v3th3ad' timestamp='1289856607' post='488382']
I had sex yesterday for the first time since Mother's Day....lets just say I have a nice HD cam in my room
[/quote]

1) Get Pat famous
2) Sell Sex Tape
3) PROFIT!

[thatonethere]

[quote] Here is another idea for those warm days,nasty neighbors. It is now hunting season and the sporting goods dept. of Walmart has some interesting weapons of mass destruction. Go to the hunting aisle and find the scent bottles hunters use to conceal their smell and lure deer. Such wonderful aromas as doe is estrus urine, fox urine, rutting buck etc. One company that sells this stuff is called "Still Steaming" These scents are used to mark, so the display a longevity not quite found in other things. A couple of squirts of "Still Steaming"'s animal urines will be like a gift that keeps on giving. And to keep with the theme of this thread, I have used this method........more than once
[/quote]


This is full of win!

I don't have any confessions for you guys.

[thatonethere]

[quote name='ezxen' timestamp='1289882781' post='488417']
[quote name='Sapphire' timestamp='1289853397' post='488370']
[quote name='ezxen' timestamp='1289849882' post='488367']
I work at toys r us in Rzone(electronics )I have woked seasnal alst year and this year and last year , and since then ive bin purposely hiding any and all Twilight merchandise i can . I p[ut them in wrong places forget to scan them in bays . Yup Thats what i doo .
[/quote]


LOL! any particular reason for this michief? You saving it for your self...or just hiding it so others can't have it.
[/quote]
I dislike twilight actual gave it a bit of a read and writing is horrible and i dont want little kids subjugated to it.
I dont want to spit on there cupcake and tell them its frosting. Like when parents ask me if a game is good i let them know strait up if the kid is under 10 they wont really notice if the game is crap after 11-12 they will notice crappy games and i help them accordingly to the child's likes.but i make sure no one likes twilight . Also i have this general dislike for twilight because i was dragged to two mid night showings for the first and second one . I was A tired from work not have sleped and the theaters were full of sqweeling tweens and 40 year old moms . If 40 year old men where to screen and holler when a 17 year old girl took her shirt off they be arrested .
[/quote]


I agree. Twilight is so lame, and I think it's gross for 40 year old women to be leering at 17 year old boys. Ewwww.

[Stuie]

Another one.

My favorite genre of films "SciFi Channel Movies"

I can't help myself.

[rahl071]

I was in the restroom, and there was no toilet paper. So, I wiped my ass with the schedule of people supposed to clean the RR-and chuckled as somebody was supposed to be in there 10 minutes ago to inspect it.

[Sapphire]

This may be my favorite thread ever.

[nun]

Stuck d metal tip up my nose, inhaled, xhaled tru mouth... Kinda enjoyed it. It was done at home.

[Stuie]

Since I have been on the no sugar no starch part of my diet, been hitting the Three Alarm Cheese and milk hard...

...Hard Craps, suck!

[r1v3th3ad]

[quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1290542787' post='489321']
[quote name='r1v3th3ad' timestamp='1289856607' post='488382']
I had sex yesterday for the first time since Mother's Day....lets just say I have a nice HD cam in my room
[/quote]

1) Get Pat famous
2) Sell Sex Tape
3) PROFIT!
[/quote]

+1000 lol

[thatonethere]

I used to work with some condescending dicks, so I decided I get back at them. I decided I'd use their office for farting in. It would get really hot in there, so I closed the door each time I farted and let it cook....


muhaaahaahaaha. Edited December 9, 2010 by thatonethere

[SmokingShaolin]

[quote name='Sapphire' timestamp='1290376339' post='489038']
I have discovered a new dicipline. THE MOST GOD AWEFULL SMELL EVER. and it comes in a bottle! It's called " Liquid Ass" and seriously... its the BEST smell prank EVER!

I tried it in the neighbors car again. LMAO!!! You can get this on Ebay for like 5 bucks!

Check these videos out:


[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3KVb5_OP_s"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Q3KVb5_OP_s[/url]

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRMT7eCYjYg&NR=1"]http://www.youtube.c...RMT7eCYjYg&NR=1[/url]


[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8USfsoUHHm8&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.c...feature=related[/url]
[/quote]

ROFL!!!!!!!!
This is a must have product

[Sapphire]

[quote name='SmokingShaolin' timestamp='1293421881' post='492456']
[quote name='Sapphire' timestamp='1290376339' post='489038']
I have discovered a new dicipline. THE MOST GOD AWEFULL SMELL EVER. and it comes in a bottle! It's called " Liquid Ass" and seriously... its the BEST smell prank EVER!

I tried it in the neighbors car again. LMAO!!! You can get this on Ebay for like 5 bucks!

Check these videos out:


[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3KVb5_OP_s"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Q3KVb5_OP_s[/url]

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRMT7eCYjYg&NR=1"]http://www.youtube.c...RMT7eCYjYg&NR=1[/url]


[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8USfsoUHHm8&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.c...feature=related[/url]
[/quote]

ROFL!!!!!!!!
This is a must have product
[/quote]


Indeed. I just ordered more. I am giving it out for New years this year. = )

[NUBBS]

My best friend was dating this bitch I hated since day one, so I decided to just let it out. I worked as a motorcycle machanic for 5 years and know MANY pranks of the automotive sorts. Safety was a precaution, so don't worry about her. I will make a list of what I did and the result.

Pebble under tire valve stem cap = slow leaky flat tire.
1lb of tire weights on front tire = anything over 20 mph will shake the hell outta the steerin wheel.
Few drops of transmission fluid in wiper fluid = smudged windshield.
Splice wire between blinker and horn = blink, honk, blink, honk, blink, honk.
Remove clips from windshield wipers = first use, bye bye wipers.

Moral of my story, every negative action has an equal reaction of vengeance. It was hilarious getting to hear her whine about all the problems her car has, cuz I was always sitting next to my buddy when she called freakin out.

Reminder: she's a bitch!!