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You end up walking through the Baltimore ghetto to get QLs from the perfume store instead of waiting for Eddie to bring you coals on the weekend.

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when you daydream of smoking your hookah while at work and realize 30 min have gone by

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When you have a nightmare about getting kicked out from school just because you insisted on smoking DURING classes, sitting in the classroom, and you thought that they are being unfair.

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^ weeeell... there was this one time in maths class... at the end of the year ;)

when you prefer to stay inside and smoke and relax when all your friends are inviting you to a party :)

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When you're starting to doze off, and your coals are almost dead and you think "Just one more round" and you drift into sleeping, but yet your enjoying the awesomeness of that extra round in your dreams.

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[quote name='Bawhee' timestamp='1318004572' post='526931']
when you prefer to stay inside and smoke and relax when all your friends are inviting you to a party :)
[/quote]

I do that all the time :P

when your friends ask if your eating lunch and your reply is no I'll just have shisha :)

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When you have a cold, a fever, or are dying of some strange virus, and the one way you find to solve all your problems is to find a mouth tip for your hose.

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when you're at work and ready to go home to your gf/wife and think time for some smoke FINALLY

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[quote name='A13lackFish' timestamp='1317955344' post='526851']
To bring it back to the original reason for the thread :rolleyes:

When you would rather spend your money on extra shisha rather than repairing your car.
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Hell yes been there

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When your Saudi neighbors tell you that you smoke too much.

You don't know how much gas is in your car, how much food is in the fridge, or hell, even how much money is in your checking account... But damnit, you only have exactly 73 grams of indian summer, 25 grams of Kpeach and 100 grams of DA. It's time for an order!

You've memorized your credit card number from ordering online so much, and it's becoming very convenient when making delivery orders.

Two words. Coal scars.

You've misspelled "hooked" as "hookahed"

The only reason you know jack shit about the metric system is because shisha is only sold in grams or kilos.

Adding to that, you also can only judge the amount of weight in metric measurments by imaging a small phunnels worth, 50g box, 250g box or a kilo can.

No matter what time, day or night, there will always be cached shisha/foil on top of the garbage.

You measure how much time you have in between classes/before school/work/appointment with how many rounds of coals you can get in.

You and your roommate have a buddy system so someone is always prepping fully lit coals and stirring tang before you even arrive to smoke.

You have more oyster forks than any other utensil in the house.

Where you used to get ofended at people trying to show you up in smoking and trying to teach you bcause you are "doing it wrong, don't worry I've been smoking hookah for a year now", now you just lay back, realize they'll never understand, and just smile and nod.

You want to smoke tang at a party with friends, because realize you're limited to orange soda or blue gumball to please the commoners. You will never share the same pallate as them.
You've started a student organization based off hookah and gotten away with it.

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All events and experiences are genuine moments between TheyCallMeDave and Claytronmeans. God, we are losers.

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You're counting down the time for the home inspection to pass so you can unpack and fire it up.

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[quote name='atalanta' timestamp='1318356785' post='527388']
You're counting down the time for the home inspection to pass so you can unpack and fire it up.
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You didn't even care you were having a home inspection and smoked in front of the apartment rep hoping deep down they would say "Hey, nice KM!"

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when you read about smoking on HF in teh morning and nearly miss the buss to uni.

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When you take the time to count your reviews and realize you have smoked over 70 brands of shisha and over 500 flavors across all those brands.

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[quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1318369234' post='527416']
When you take the time to count your reviews and realize you have smoked over 70 brands of shisha and over 500 flavors across all those brands.
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:2403: :_sheesha2__by_Majunka_aurore:

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[quote name='Stuie' timestamp='1318369234' post='527416']
When you take the time to count your reviews and realize you have smoked over 70 brands of shisha and over 500 flavors across all those brands.
[/quote]

Woah...0.0

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You know you are a hookah smoker when you hear the UPS/FEDEX truck and get disappointed because it didn't stop and you are waiting for an order

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...good to see this thread still going strong...

You know you're a hookah smoker when your friend calls to ask if you want to do something amazing, you say no because "you're busy". In reality, you're waiting for a batch of Tangiers to finish the acclimation process so you can smoke alone.

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When your sitting in class and are still on this forsaken black hole of a forum. :D

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[quote name='A13lackFish' timestamp='1318434491' post='527499']
When your sitting in class and are still on this forsaken black hole of a forum. :D
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This guy is doing it right now.

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Bump. Anyone got any new ones?

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When $10 for a set of dishes seems outraging while $500 for an elmas sounds most reasonable

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You almost cause an accident when you notice a new hookah shop. I whipped into that parking lot so fast.

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You instinctively make sure that you put the foil in the pan shiny side down


*Comments in this post do not necessarily reflect those of Tangiers Tobacco*

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after a lonnnnng sheesha session ...spend next day in bed, do nothing but eat, shit , and play online NFS with fiends, only communicate through mobile...

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