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You Know You're A Hookah Smoker When....

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When you got tobacco stains on every door knob in the house..hahaha

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You lay awake at night trying to figure out how to write off your shisha as mental health expense for your taxes.

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When you have dreams about your package coming early!!!

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QUOTE (Stuie @ Nov 30 2009, 01:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You lay awake at night trying to figure out how to write off your shisha as mental health expense for your taxes.


if you ever find out please let us all know lol

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QUOTE (RingsMaster @ Nov 30 2009, 01:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Stuie @ Nov 30 2009, 01:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You lay awake at night trying to figure out how to write off your shisha as mental health expense for your taxes.


if you ever find out please let us all know lol


Yeah, I want in on this too _sheesha2__by_Majunka_aurore.gif

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When your sinuses are blocked and you pack a bowl of mint claiming that it will make you feel better

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when you clean all your hookah supplies while moving and realize you own nothing else

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You might be a hookah if you know what burning carpet smells like.

You might be a hookah smoker if there is a coil burner next to your T.V. chair

You might be a hookah smoker if you have to explain that burn on your hand.

You might be a hookah smoker if you can not see clearly do to smoke sorounding you.

you might be a hookah smoker thier is tin foil and little tongs everywere.

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QUOTE (fillup @ Nov 30 2009, 02:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
for me its:

You might be a hookah smoker if your stovetop burner is starting to deteriorate.


deteriorate....replaced mine twice already... awesome part when the coil finally just snaps. It's like watching a magnesium fireworks go off... AWESOME!

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QUOTE (scratchy @ Nov 30 2009, 11:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When you unwrap the foil on the roast and think "hmmm, if I can clean this properly, I can use it on my next bowl"



I've done this before. Didn't want to let good foil goto waste.

QUOTE (RogueSmoker @ Nov 30 2009, 11:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You know your a Hookah smoker when you get excited for getting coal for Christmas.



Haha thats a good one.

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You know your a hookah smoker when your stove has more ash on it than anything else e.g. water stains/food marks.

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I explained the dangers of using Quicklight coals to my sociology class, I forget why I did, but I did it and did a damn job imo about explaining how they are worse for you than using natural coconut or wood coals
Everyone looked at me like "Wait, how and why do you know this?"

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When you try slushie/snow cone mixes because it tasted good in a shisha mix.

When you can say off of the top of your head where any given hookah, shisha, tobacco, coal or accessory came from, probably how much they could have paid for it, and what else they could have gotten for cheaper, a few dollars less, or a few dollars more.

You know Jay secretly keeps a stock of SB in his closet.

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you know your a hookah smoker when you can solve your problems of the day with a nice bowl of mint

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QUOTE (taxx @ Nov 30 2009, 12:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (scratchy @ Nov 30 2009, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When you unwrap the foil on the roast and think "hmmm, if I can clean this properly, I can use it on my next bowl"



ahah i did this jsut last night, but with a burger. i was jsut like naaaah, all that grease might make the shisha taste bad.


LOL I've done the same damn thing. It did make the session taste a little weird even though it's food grade foil. but Honestly I just think it wasn't cleaned well enough.

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when you have smoked more fruit then you will ever eat in your lifetime

you buy random shit at wal mart just to see if you can use it with your hookah.

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QUOTE (Canon @ Nov 30 2009, 03:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
when you have smoked more fruit then you will ever eat in your lifetime

you buy random shit at wal mart just to see if you can use it with your hookah.



That's funny you should mention that. I was just in Walmart today and I did the exact same thing!

I've also thought how wonderful it would be if I smoked a bowl after work to relieve my stress, and considered getting some mint shisha just in case I had a cold. haaha.

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. . .when you buy tupperware at the grocery store based on what recyclable number it is and if "MF" is located on it.

. . .when the people working at sonic stare at you because you request some crazy drink combo, because you smoked a bowl and thought 'it was pretty good in the narg'

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you wire paper clips up to old bowls to hang them on your Christmas tree and you also use old hoses on it like garland.

(I really did this but my family took them down and re decorated the tree.)

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the first thing you do when you go on firefox is go to hookahforum.com

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QUOTE (Doubon @ Nov 30 2009, 10:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
the first thing you do when you go on firefox is go to hookahforum.com


lol its my homepage.

ok i got another one.

you name your dog Tangier.

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