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thatonethere

You Know You're A Hookah Smoker When....

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you day consists of getting around to reviewing all the stuf you you told yourself you would but didnt...

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you have wayyyy more online hookah retailers fav'ed in your browser compared to everything else Edited by headhunter

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You get 2 pipes in 1 month for free.. and enjoy both of them.. then buy another one because you just HAVE to have it.... and then your collection doubles in the matter of a month.. :D

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when you think about breaking your record for smoking length from one bowl...but decided not to after 6 hors

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[quote name='Cp44' timestamp='1345050525' post='554151']
you've saved the word "hookah" for your predictive dictionary on your smart phone
when you think smoking mint flavor helps clear your mucus coated throat
[/quote]

I've also saved Tangiers and Nakhla into my phone.

I try to keep some mint or citrus mint on hand for my bad allergy days. It really does help my sinuses.

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You reach a new level of "pissed off" when you taste that your bowl is cashed only 10 minutes after putting new coal on

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[quote name='bradleyclark86' timestamp='1345923237' post='555067']
You reach a new level of "pissed off" when you taste that your bowl is cashed only 10 minutes after putting new coal on
[/quote] i hate that

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[quote name='Giant Ninja Robot' timestamp='1259592323' post='433193']
When you educate friends for a half hour against their will about the finer points of hookah, simply because the word hookah was spoken.
[/quote]

I feel bad for my friends for this very reason.

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[quote name='romzz' timestamp='1346187196' post='555319']
[quote name='Giant Ninja Robot' timestamp='1259592323' post='433193']
When you educate friends for a half hour against their will about the finer points of hookah, simply because the word hookah was spoken.
[/quote]

I feel bad for my friends for this very reason.
[/quote]

yeah i have the same problem....i think almost everyone is like that

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Youd rather be at home smoking than here[attachment=5934:ImageUploadedByTapatalk1346463085.883090.jpg]


*Comments in this post do not necessarily reflect those of Tangiers Tobacco*

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You want to stay home and smoke but your wife wants to go out. So you compromise and go out to a hookah lounge.

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When you start ordering direct from Eric.

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You try and convince the boss the little used downstairs showroom would make an amazing hookah bar..........

Seriously, we've got fancy bathtubs on display and a couple big screen televisions down there. Toss a few pillows in, and you've got instant lounge. And we're even set up for a gas range to light coals. Stretch out, watch a little TV and smoke.....

'Rani

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You got your thumb sore of holding your hose.

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When you even suggest to places that sell hookahs and coals to go on the sites u go on to get cheaper stuff for their store. and when u can hardly go a day without a bowl. running out of coals = sucks

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You realize not smoking for a few days... makes you "irregular"

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When you smoke more than one bowl a day and then u get mad when u have no more shisha and you figure out if u have the money to go get more at the store! and yea.. have a few burn marks in the carpet... and get a rug to cover them up. also when u come home from work and make a bowl before you go to bed.

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When you watch this video, and see things that you yourself have done.

(weak acting and a bit stereotypical but good laughs)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQUfBAAtbfo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I'm guilty of about 7 things on here.
*We only do FIFA when we do da shisha*

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when you take your friends to your favorite hookah lounge and the owner lets you pack your own bowl

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[IMG]http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u212/uofkboy/100_1076.jpg[/IMG]

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^^ :blink: mind has just been blown...also really jelly lol :rolleyes:

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[quote name='jr215' timestamp='1348261327' post='556929']
when you take your friends to your favorite hookah lounge and the owner lets you pack your own bowl
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This happened last night. I walked in said hi to the folks I knew. Then the words "you can pack your own bowl, if you want to" came out.

I was a happy dude with the rose'n mint 😄

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you use your coal dust for eye shadow bc you carry coals in your pocketbook instead of makeup.

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[quote name='Coyote' timestamp='1349097823' post='557605']
you use your coal dust for eye shadow bc you carry coals in your pocketbook instead of makeup.
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[img]http://data.whicdn.com/images/8309604/4277692357_925629a009_z_large.jpg[/img]

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You use your coals in your babies' bottle when they colic.

Everyone know says use activated charcoal, but Romman Lemmonwood coals worked great for me.

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