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You Know You're A Hookah Smoker When....

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when you spend all day trying to find the best shisha deal online.
when you have more hoses lying around than you have hookahs.

Feel free to add some more, guys!
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when you 'harass' and ask personal favors from hookah-product vendors... through a forum dedicated to hookah tongue.gif just sayin

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When there are tongs in the bathroom, by the tv, in your fork drawer.

When your shopping list says, "milk, eggs, cheese, AF Plum, Mizo Watermelon, coals"

When you can't chat on the computer or watch tv unless you've also got your pipe fired up.

You know the difference between a Bohemian Jumbo and a Mya Pear.

You have your favorite brands and flavors and will tell anyone who seems slightly interested.

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When you get angry, almost to the point of explosion, when you smoke somebody else's hookah and it's harsh, but they say it's perfect.
When you constantly hear that SB is a PREMIUM SHISHA, and you know it actually isn't.

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When you educate friends for a half hour against their will about the finer points of hookah, simply because the word hookah was spoken.

When your first priority in sickness is to get better so you can smoke again.

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QUOTE (Arcane @ Nov 30 2009, 06:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
when you smoke hookah...


this was the first thing that i thought of when i saw the thread. i couldnt figure out what it was suppose to be until i read the replies. i guess its like you know you are a redneck when joke

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QUOTE (ilikemyusername @ Nov 30 2009, 03:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
when your brother in law introduces you to one of his friends as "the fruit smoker"


hahaha, thats really funny.

When you have more tubs in your house with tobacco in them rather than food.

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when your dog is too hyper and you just wish you could make him smoke some tangiers f-line to lay him out xD
when coal burns have turned your nice carpet into a decorative patterned rug
when you never need to buy air freshner because you always have tangiers acclimating

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When you unwrap the foil on the roast and think "hmmm, if I can clean this properly, I can use it on my next bowl"

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You know your a Hookah smoker when you get excited for getting coal for Christmas.

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Hahahahaha, all great answers!


When you have at least one burn spot on your couch.

When you are bored, tired, stressed or hanging out with friends, shisha is the first thing that pops in your mind.

When you collect foil like it's gold.

When the local shisha shop owner not only knows your name, but he knows you hate apple and mint and only use coconaras!

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when you search through ashed bowls for shisha to make a bowl while waiting on you order to come in

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QUOTE (Scrappydoo @ Nov 30 2009, 11:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When you have at least one burn spot on your couch.


laugh.gif I have a nice round burn mark on an oriental rug my cousin brought me from overseas (yeah I'm extreamely pissed about it) Edited by delSol_si
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When the dishes are all piled up, but your oyster forks are clean.

When you have a small phunnel, backup small phunnel, and a backup for the backup small phunnel.

All your most visited sites on browser Most Visited page are all hookah related.

You spend more on shisha than food.



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QUOTE (scratchy @ Nov 30 2009, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When you unwrap the foil on the roast and think "hmmm, if I can clean this properly, I can use it on my next bowl"



ahah i did this jsut last night, but with a burger. i was jsut like naaaah, all that grease might make the shisha taste bad.

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MMMMMM, hamburger tasting shisha! LOL!

Hey, you know my poor old couch has had all kinds of shisha abuses. SORRY to hear about your rug that would piss me off, too!

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When you name your Hotel for a school project off of a tobacco brand. Thanks for the Tangiers Hotel Eric tongue.gif

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..when you have an entire cabinet in your kitchen devoted to, not food, but shisha.

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QUOTE (Scrappydoo @ Nov 30 2009, 08:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When you collect foil like it's gold.


every time I go to the store I forget to get foil, so consequently every time I am at friends houses I steal a foot or 2 of foil from them...

You know you're a hookah smoker when you won't go to hookah lounges because your hookah at home is-cleaner, tastier, cheaper-than the hookahs at the lounge.

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- When you can see your breath in the cold and think to yourself "Damn! These are some shitty clouds, should probably do something about the heat management"

- Compare ciggy tobacco to HookaH HookaH

- When you're friends who have never smoked hookah or even seen one know what Tangiers and Nakhla are, as well as some know who I am talking about when I mention Eric

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