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so my best friend calls me up yesterday for dinner, I say yeah man, I'll grab some beers on the way.
I pull up to his house around 9:30 and he's just finishing up, we have a beer and he pulls this plate out of the oven, it looks like teriaki chicken on a stick, one of my favorites, he's got pork fried rice and crab rangoons. we're munchin down and drinkin our Kirin Ichibans, havin a good night. I tell him "Hey man, that was some damn good food thanks" Were playing call of duty on his x-box and he gets up, packs a hookah and sets it down. We're smoking and about ten minutes into it he tells me we just ate his cat dexter, I thought he was fuckin around and I tell him I thought it was extra tender. I realized after I left I never saw his cat. it was tasty.

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i love cat its a fairly oily meat without having that gamey flavor. The thighs are always a favorite, i was suprised more people hadnt tried it when i moved here

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I didn't find it to be too oily, what I did notice was that it was a little on the dry side but still tender , it was sorta odd, but delicious. It seemed to be made out of small chunks of meat hesl together by meat strings, perfect! I could eat and floss at the same time.

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Well you were right, that was a bit odd. I didnt know the recession was hitting people that hard!

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QUOTE (ilikemyusername @ Nov 8 2009, 05:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I didn't find it to be too oily, what I did notice was that it was a little on the dry side but still tender , it was sorta odd, but delicious. It seemed to be made out of small chunks of meat hesl together by meat strings, perfect! I could eat and floss at the same time.



Yeah it sorta has the consistency of canned tuna/chicken

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sad.gif Wow. If someone ate my cat, or tried to, I would cut them. My cat is a pet, not food! lol

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Dude omg I fucking hate cats but you just gave me the best idea ever!

If cats are as tasty as you say I'm totally going to the humane society tomorrow and getting two. I mean come on, they're fucking free! Can't beat free food.

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This thread is wrong in so many ways lol

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QUOTE (FSUReligionMan @ Nov 8 2009, 10:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This thread is wrong in so many ways lol

I totally agree...
And omgg. Don't go to the humane society for that. =/
I love kitties.

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i'm Filipino....none of the "weird" stuff you guys eat will surprise me...


hahaha...

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In California it's covered under 597 PC. I'm hoping this is going to turn out to be a massive joke, becuase while I'll admit intellectually that animals we consider as pets are meat not all that different from cows, or pigs or rabbits, (just as we humas are), that the life of a pet is a sacred and helpless trust placed in us as their owner and that it wouldn't be betrayed. And if it should be, jail time is definitely in order. At the very least.

'Rani

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QUOTE (BohoWildChild @ Nov 9 2009, 04:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In California it's covered under 597 PC. I'm hoping this is going to turn out to be a massive joke, becuase while I'll admit intellectually that animals we consider as pets are meat not all that different from cows, or pigs or rabbits, (just as we humas are), that the life of a pet is a sacred and helpless trust placed in us as their owner and that it wouldn't be betrayed. And if it should be, jail time is definitely in order. At the very least.

'Rani


597 PC... is the PC for "pussy cat"?

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QUOTE (TheScotsman @ Nov 9 2009, 04:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (BohoWildChild @ Nov 9 2009, 04:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In California it's covered under 597 PC. I'm hoping this is going to turn out to be a massive joke, becuase while I'll admit intellectually that animals we consider as pets are meat not all that different from cows, or pigs or rabbits, (just as we humas are), that the life of a pet is a sacred and helpless trust placed in us as their owner and that it wouldn't be betrayed. And if it should be, jail time is definitely in order. At the very least.

'Rani


597 PC... is the PC for "pussy cat"?

Hahhahaha.......
I feel bad laughing, but that's funny.
I hate this topic btw..

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Uh, I really hope this thread is a joke.

I know if anyone tried to kill and eat my cat my hookah would be up their ass in a heartbeat.

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QUOTE (INCUBUSRATM @ Nov 9 2009, 06:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Uh, I really hope this thread is a joke.

I know if anyone tried to kill and eat my cat my hookah would be up their ass in a heartbeat.


getting kinky now are we?

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well, Johnny's not in CA...what does FL law say? lemme check!

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hmmmm....i can't find anything...then again, i didn't really put a lot of effort into searching....work is kinda distracting me from the forums....

grrrr....

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i dont think i need a law to keep me from eating a cat..lol the thought itself is enough to make me hit the drive thru at wendys or mcd's..then again god knows whats in there food..lol

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You guys hear about the chick that said if Miley Cyrus didn't start back on Twitter she'd "humanely" kill her pet cat and eat it?

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QUOTE (TheScotsman @ Nov 9 2009, 02:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (BohoWildChild @ Nov 9 2009, 04:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In California it's covered under 597 PC. I'm hoping this is going to turn out to be a massive joke, becuase while I'll admit intellectually that animals we consider as pets are meat not all that different from cows, or pigs or rabbits, (just as we humas are), that the life of a pet is a sacred and helpless trust placed in us as their owner and that it wouldn't be betrayed. And if it should be, jail time is definitely in order. At the very least.

'Rani


597 PC... is the PC for "pussy cat"?


Sigh...... Penal Code and you know you knew that. Bad place to joke for those of us who love our pets.

'Rani

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