Pay Raise (rated r )

[steve07]

To whom it may concern:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I don't get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp enviornment.
I work in a dark work place with poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
Mywork exposes me to diseases
Sincerely, the Penis
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You don't work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You don't always follow orders of the management.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You don't take initiative-you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave your work place rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe safety regulations.
You will retire before 65.
Your are un able to do double shifts.
You sometimes leave your work area before you complete your task.
And if the were not all your constantly entering and leaving the work area with 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerly,
The Managment
Hope no one was offended but thought it was funny
 

[Sonthert]

Lazy Americans! My response would have been shut up and get to work!

[steve07]

Tangiers you slave driver