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Hookah Island!

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QUOTE (Tati @ Aug 22 2008, 03:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh man!
This is the best idea ever! Im willing to contribute $50, and pay the rest in sexual favors.

Can I be the "island bicycle"? lol

still supposed to meat up with me ;P


I'll be the island WAN agent in charge(War on n00bs)
also the painter of course

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bump

OK its still for sale, anyone have any new ideas??

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Can I be the guy that kicks the importers of junk quality hookah goods square in the nizzuts?

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QUOTE (hookah hippie @ Aug 22 2008, 07:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I will make alcohol inside of bathtubs and brew beer good.gif


Bathtub Gin?


( ^^ phish) Edited by TheSl0th

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Love this Idea

Ill be the minister of Finance/Trade.

Who knows maybe we will start making our own super smooth quality sheesha.

Since im in charge of the money you can all just start sending me all the money.


LOL

Edited by SmokinMoose

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so with how much we are spending on KMs these days, I think we all could skip on buying one and contribute that money towards the purchase of the island...
cmon guys, we can do it

I'm still gonna be in charge of the WAN Dept. but may also be the historian of the island...we're gonna make some history.

I vote Eric to be the Shaman/Medicine Man tongue.gif

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LOL best thread in awhile.
I'd like to open a small food chain of huts selling breakfast sandwiches and coffee for breakfast followed by salads and fresh fruit smothies for lunch and Spicy kabobs and hummus wraps for dinner.OHH and ice cream will be served all day

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QUOTE (twoapplesplease @ Sep 23 2009, 06:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
LOL best thread in awhile.
I'd like to open a small food chain of huts selling breakfast sandwiches and coffee for breakfast followed by salads and fresh fruit smothies for lunch and Spicy kabobs and hummus wraps for dinner.OHH and ice cream will be served all day


dont forget the live action...belly dancers tongue.gif

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QUOTE (giant ninja robot @ Aug 23 2008, 03:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I make a damn good chocolate chip cookie, that's really all the sustainance we need right?

Also if nobody has claimed the role I'll be the official island luchador, oh and the official island soda machine repair man so i get soda for free, AND I'd love to be the official island female only nude beach life guard...

AND I GUESS I'll also be the official wearer of sweet aviator shades.

And I'll have a hammock. Made of woven chinchilla fur.


I still have dibs on all these things.

And I want a taco.

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I am currently looking to hire a person to craft dispossable coconut and bamboo hookahs which will be availble at all my food hut stands for the hookah smokers dwelling on the island in the fast lane.These coconut and bamboo hookahs will come with a lemon bowl and your choice of nakhla flavors along with one large 3 kings coal for speedy service and ease of use.
Also with our new rewards program card you will get a free coconut hookah fully ready to smoke with every 10th fruit smoothie purchase.

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i can pull the head of military and security of the island. Im sure given enough time i can provide interceptor vests, weapons and ammunition.

We can even groww our own tobacco and make our own shisha

what are we going to use as currency?

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QUOTE (Amn_sinclair @ Sep 24 2009, 09:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i can pull the head of military and security of the island. Im sure given enough time i can provide interceptor vests, weapons and ammunition.

We can even groww our own tobacco and make our own shisha

what are we going to use as currency?

There shall be no currency!!! The monetary system is doomed to fail. We will be based a trade/barter/free society

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this idea is awesome!

i call shisha engineer. I'll make all the differenty flavors, and all the cool things (colored smoke, smoke letters, whats nots) that weve all wanted for our hookah for so long.

also im gonna raise a pet caterpillar and teach it to smoke hookah, then drive him insane and unleash him in the forest.

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[quote name='K1024' date='24 September 2009 - 03:03 PM' timestamp='1253826239' post='409723']also im gonna raise a pet caterpillar and teach it to smoke hookah, then drive him insane and unleash him in the forest.[/quote]
I lol'd

Graduating in 4 days with a CS degree and don't have a job yet so if we get about 25 miles of cable we can run an internet line from Quellon. I could also start designing our missile defense systems for use on Soex island.


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[quote name='GMofOLC' date='12 May 2010 - 07:18 PM' timestamp='1273713511' post='467857']
[quote name='K1024' date='24 September 2009 - 03:03 PM' timestamp='1253826239' post='409723']also im gonna raise a pet caterpillar and teach it to smoke hookah, then drive him insane and unleash him in the forest.[/quote]
I lol'd

Graduating in 4 days with a CS degree and don't have a job yet so if we get about 25 miles of cable we can run an internet line from Quellon. I could also start designing our missile defense systems for use on Soex island.[/quote]

Wow. My b. Did not realize this thread was half a year old. But since it is, how close are we to the 12 million?

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heh, its cool. some threads were good enough to bring back. :)

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Omg, this is my favorite thread of all time... We were just talking about it the other day on Chat. I'm glad you bumped it. :)

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Really digging bring the arsenal incase an anti-smoking island attacks that is pure genius..LOL funny stuff there. [img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/perfect10.gif[/img]

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Ill be the official taxer/tariff officer of the island. No one is getting by without paying hefty fines in this paradise[img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/post-5619-1201289386.gif[/img]

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[quote name='joytron' date='12 May 2010 - 08:50 PM' timestamp='1273715422' post='467868']
Ill be the official taxer/tariff officer of the island. No one is getting by without paying hefty fines in this paradise[img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/post-5619-1201289386.gif[/img]
[/quote]

Just like some tobacco taxes...

I want to be the sheriff or deputy of the island. And plans coordinator, lol. Hookah Time in the town square!

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I remember when this idea was first hatched, I still think its great.

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