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Hookah Island!

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i guess i'll be a black market merchant, since im majoring in business.

come to me for all your imported hookah needs!











p.s. i sell anthrax for those who oppose banhammer beach!!!

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I believe i will claim the title of "Quartermaster of Alcohol"

I shall do in the dealings of all imports of alcohol, and also the distribution of it.

In accordinance with my title i wish to also take the position of Bartender on the Starbuzz Island.



begining as of now i have started my bank to save towards the cause.
so far $34 saved.

and i agree we must defend our island against all enemys foreign ad domestic.. their fore we must arm ourselves.
this calls for a militia.
as stated by johnny_d, dyrtjones, and i believe fifthmanstanding... we must protect ourselves from them.
we can not underestimate their power.

so he who is willing to stand up to the position please do we need a leader for our militia.
Long live BanHammer Island!

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Who is with me in starting up a Microbrewery?? Ekar?? biggrin.gif

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QUOTE (iamscott06 @ Aug 22 2008, 01:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who is with me in starting up a Microbrewery?? Ekar?? biggrin.gif


seeing as i have all the equiment and i have been brewing beer with my dad for my whole life i would lve to start a microbrewery. i was planning on bringing the equiment anyways

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I'm down, but only if I can be the pope of the island's official religion: Hookahvangelism.

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Oh man!
This is the best idea ever! Im willing to contribute $50, and pay the rest in sexual favors.

Can I be the "island bicycle"? lol

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QUOTE (peterjmag @ Aug 22 2008, 01:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm down, but only if I can be the pope of the island's official religion: Hookahvangelism.


his highness Pope Peterjmag.

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QUOTE (Tati @ Aug 22 2008, 03:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh man!
This is the best idea ever! Im willing to contribute $50, and pay the rest in sexual favors.

Can I be the "island bicycle"? lol


wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif Oh PLEASE be the island bicycle!! Please please please!

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QUOTE (Tati @ Aug 22 2008, 12:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh man!
This is the best idea ever! Im willing to contribute $50, and pay the rest in sexual favors.

Can I be the "island bicycle"? lol


sexual favors eh? okay so i guess i'll pick up tati's tab lol

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We need someone with military experience to lead the militia, but i'll just do the small arms repair.

ALSO we need a means of food...maybe a farmer or a chef or something....is anyone willing to fill that position?




the island flag=my new desktop btw tongue.gif

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QUOTE (Tati @ Aug 22 2008, 01:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can I be the "island bicycle"? lol

yes.


p.s. if we get this done after 3 years from now ill be a mechanical engineer and can provide all industrial systems for the island. Edited by fineout

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what if we raise enough money to create our own island near dubai, and have it made in the shape of a hookah?
Extra advantage: we'll be living in the middle east, so supplies of good hookahs and shisha are availiable at all times!

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and then we can drill for oil off of it and make tons of money for said supplies.

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We should build "Island Soex" a few miles out so are tactical missiles have something to shoot at.

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QUOTE (Stuie @ Aug 22 2008, 02:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We should build "Island Soex" a few miles out so are tactical missiles have something to shoot at.



HAHAHAHHA best fucking idea YET!!!!!



i think we should keep all of those who disobay us their as punishment

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QUOTE (ekarjala @ Aug 22 2008, 01:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Stuie @ Aug 22 2008, 02:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We should build "Island Soex" a few miles out so are tactical missiles have something to shoot at.



HAHAHAHHA best fucking idea YET!!!!!



i think we should keep all of those who disobay us their as punishment


We could send the evil ones on soex island nothing but coals and soex.

it would be pure torture.

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QUOTE (DyrtJones @ Aug 22 2008, 04:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (ekarjala @ Aug 22 2008, 01:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Stuie @ Aug 22 2008, 02:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We should build "Island Soex" a few miles out so are tactical missiles have something to shoot at.



HAHAHAHHA best fucking idea YET!!!!!



i think we should keep all of those who disobay us their as punishment


We could send the evil ones on soex island nothing but coals and soex.

it would be pure torture.


Quick Light Coals!! RollanD quick lights!!

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QUOTE (iamscott06 @ Aug 22 2008, 01:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DyrtJones @ Aug 22 2008, 04:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (ekarjala @ Aug 22 2008, 01:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Stuie @ Aug 22 2008, 02:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We should build "Island Soex" a few miles out so are tactical missiles have something to shoot at.



HAHAHAHHA best fucking idea YET!!!!!



i think we should keep all of those who disobay us their as punishment


We could send the evil ones on soex island nothing but coals and soex.

it would be pure torture.


Quick Light Coals!! RollanD quick lights!!


now thats just too much...thats inhumane.

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Well, depending upon how large the island is, I can arrange for some herds of cattle if we have grazing space for them, fresh steak and hookah! I am also willing to be the island historian and teacher of the mandatory hookah history! I know how to do many things, and I'll also be glad to help write up our islands constitution and tie down our government from becoming oppressive, while mandating a militia in which defense of our island is the ONLY fight for us. This is indeed a great idea, I also suggest we all pledge to buy one lottery ticket each per month(or week if you can afford it) and put our winnings towards the price of our island.
Business guys, if the island is large enough, we need to have some kind of tourism possibly? Some kind of economy so we don't all starve. When I get my paycheck next week I will put 5 dollars a week towards our island wink.gif Great idea

-Zyram

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QUOTE (Tati @ Aug 22 2008, 12:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh man!
This is the best idea ever! Im willing to contribute $50, and pay the rest in sexual favors.

Can I be the "island bicycle"? lol


I knew there was a reason why tati was everyones favorite.

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QUOTE (Tati @ Aug 22 2008, 11:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh man!
This is the best idea ever! Im willing to contribute $50, and pay the rest in sexual favors.

Can I be the "island bicycle"? lol

well you can call me lance armstrong except I have both of my testicles.

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can i be the island jack of all trades?

or the island connoisseurs? especially if it involves beer, cigars, whiskey, vodka, etc!


i'll totally start buying a weekly lotto ticket towards the cause!

i also have a kegerator and office water dispenser i'll bring along...


and lastly... i think we need an island facebook group! a closed group for the time being.. until we get officers and all the details hammered out.

and then maybe tati will facebook me wink.gif

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