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Hookah Island!

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K so me an a couple guys we're talking about buying an island...strictly for hookah...we found one off the coast of Chili, South America...it costs $12,000,000 so we are gonna all pull money in a buy the island! Either that...or another plan would be to just fly over and jump out of a plane and take over! In which case...mushrat, Johnny D, and Coda will come armed! This is no joke...we are gonna do it! We need to figure out a government and all that stuff so give some imput cause this is gonna happen! So far we have some positions filled...what do you want to be?

Johnny D = Chief Piss Artist

Arp1908 = Chief Punisher

Ryno = Chief Peace Keeper Edited by arp1908

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Seriously though.

Mushrat's BanHammer Beach

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Im captain of the ship that we use to transport. Also when im in port i could run the radio station since thats what i do in real life.

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When is this island going to step it up to a sovereign state? Make it killa, you need a flag and all that.

-QM Edited by QuiltedMaple

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QUOTE (SimplexCoda @ Aug 22 2008, 08:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Im captain of the ship that we use to transport. Also when im in port i could run the radio station since thats what i do in real life.


I'm Coda's first mate [Not in a gay way of course] tongue.gif

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Can we get a link to the island? I was watching the chat as it happened, and I must say, thats the greatest idea ever.

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I'll supply the arsenal, you know...in case we're attacked by another anti-smoking island or something.

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we should start a pay-pal and try and get the money to do this...we can raise the money in a little over fifteen years or so.

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we should start a pay-pal and try and get the money to do this...we can raise the money in a little over fifteen years or so.




actually we have 8,054 members so if every member threw in 1,489$ we can buy the island =D


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I'll supply the arsenal, you know...in case we're attacked by another anti-smoking island or something.

these are some of the funniest words i have ever read Edited by coplinb

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QUOTE (coplinb @ Aug 22 2008, 08:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DrytJones)
I'll supply the arsenal, you know...in case we're attacked by another anti-smoking island or something.


these are some of the funniest words i have ever read


Let us not understimate the power of the our anti smoking neighbors!

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I'll be the village blacksmith and silversmith since that's what I do anyway. I also fix computers. So yeah.

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I hereby claim the title of "Chief of Badassery and Frickin Sweetness". I'm good at standing around looking mean. Also we'll need to dispatch some ninja assasins to "take care" of any locals and scout stealthily. I'll lead that unit. And if we need a grocery bagger I'm great at that! I will be glad to provide entertainment in the form of sweet emcee battling.

Umm, slight concern, since we have like 5 womens on this forum, couldn't this turn out to be the gayest island ever?

"What happens on Banhammer Beach stays on Banhammer Beach." *shiver*

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I'd love to know how JD gets the title of Chief Piss Artist...

If it must be so, than I am taking over the supreme position of Noob Harassment and Hazing Administrator.

The NHHA has spoken!

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Can I be the guy walking around with a metal detector with a strapped on Meduse Sniper so I can smoke too?

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If you want to be the dude with a strap-on, that's your business....

just stay away from our nice little island.

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QUOTE (fifthmanstanding @ Aug 22 2008, 06:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'll be the village blacksmith and silversmith since that's what I do anyway. I also fix computers. So yeah.


i fix firearms and computers, so maybe we can collaborate and make....silver plated computer firearms.

for you know...not underestimating the power of the anti-smoking island.

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QUOTE (giant ninja robot @ Aug 22 2008, 09:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Umm, slight concern, since we have like 5 womens on this forum, couldn't this turn out to be the gayest island ever?

"What happens on Banhammer Beach stays on Banhammer Beach." *shiver*


Ummm you think that just because we only have a few ladies on the forum we arent gonna make an exception and allow non-forum ladies on the island. Sadly mistaken Ninja, sadly mistaken. Of course we are gonna take our own ladies. And like i said JD and I have the pirate ship so if need be we can go pirate some more ladies, at least to fill up our harem and we will need wenches on the ship so dont worry ninja, JD and I at least will have ladies.

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FLAG!!!!! I think this makes it official....I left the bowl and hose off since we get picky bout our setups smile.gif




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QUOTE (giant ninja robot @ Aug 22 2008, 10:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
FLAG!!!!! I think this makes it official....I left the bowl and hose off since we get picky bout our setups smile.gif







12 states... perhaps dedicated to 12 brands of shisha?
Send me to tangiers state, where the palm trees house pre-acclimated tobaccos and the rivers run with molasses.

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I vote Snoop Mayor for the Tangiers state!!

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A - I switched it to banhammer island since "BB" looked gay on the flag abd sounds kindof like a bad reality TV show

B - I think the 12 stars should represent the 12 stages of hookahdom, capped by 12 being hookah bliss, in honor of mushy's lounge smile.gif

Gotta level up them hit points and reach the next stage!

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i guess i'll be a black market merchant, since im majoring in business.

come to me for all your imported hookah needs!











p.s. i sell anthrax for those who oppose banhammer beach!!!

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