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What do you get when you mix Soex with Tangiers?

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A. Well, the answer to this one requires the formula 2m^tr(x+3m)(sqrt 75.3Pi) + (pP - dolphin). Duh.

Q. Will ingesting leaded paint chips REALLY cause birth defect in my future children?

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Your kids will look like Sloth from The Goonies



Does The Dude really abide???

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only when he mows the lawn


why does everything taste like chicken?

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because George Jetson is into BDSM


why do people demand on telling smokers that smoking is bad for their health?

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Because they're Nazis



What do you get when you mix a Long Island Iced Tea and Star Trek?

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drunk in outer space fucking greeen aliens



when are we going to have global cooling?

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QUOTE (NickReppinThe909 @ Jun 13 2008, 11:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (OC4111 @ Jun 13 2008, 11:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
drunk in outer space fucking greeen aliens



when are we going to have global cooling?



when we run our cars on exhaust and they emit gas



why dont french chicks shave anything on their bodies ?


i dont know harry the french are ass holes

nick are you coming tomorrow in a green car(just wanna know if your coming but thought id make it a dumb question to fit this thread)

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QUOTE (NickReppinThe909 @ Jun 14 2008, 12:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
why dont french chicks shave anything on their bodies ?


because its brighter on the other side of the rabbit hole

why are door nobs shiney?

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QUOTE (DarkParade @ Jun 14 2008, 08:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (NickReppinThe909 @ Jun 14 2008, 12:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
why dont french chicks shave anything on their bodies ?


because its brighter on the other side of the rabbit hole

why are door nobs shiney?



from blondes sucking on them


why do retards feel the need to tune honda civics ?

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because the flower and the rainbow are greater than a brick

why are mimes and clowns secretly mocking everything we exist for?

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Because having no soul makes them angry and bitter.




Why does the blue dot hate me?

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Because you're an NHT dealer apparently

Am I going to get a few days off for that?

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QUOTE (bjelder @ Jun 14 2008, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because you're an NHT dealer apparently

Am I going to get a few days off for that?


only if the little green men say so

why am i not alone in my room with one bright light and a bed?

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Because the light is a voyeur and watches you while you sleep... and the bed really gets off when its watched... and you're stuck in the middle



Why do mimes do that walking against the wind shit?

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The public because he spent time in prison for 2nd degree murder



How many of my teeth do I have in a bottle?

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QUOTE (esheg4ever23 @ Jun 13 2008, 04:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because that's how The Man wants it to be.

What really is Victoria's secret?

I know its been answered, but she made the boob round again. think about it, they were all pointy before then, then victoria's secret got big, and boobs magically because very round!

you have orange teeth in a bottle

Q: if you're driving under the ocean in you snowmobile and your tire falls off, do you have enough pancakes to cover the doghouse? Edited by ryno

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When in a Mexican standoff is it appropriate to "good luck, gentlemen?"

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QUOTE (bjelder @ Jun 14 2008, 06:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When they aren't mexicans


rofl2.gif I lol'd on that one!


Pretzels are salty because they had work their way through college



Why was Salvadore Dali so freakin' arrogant?

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Because... He married the dairy queen and became the burger king..

Him as a young man

After his rise to fame




Why is saddam hussein from japan while hitler remains hidden?

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