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Chadkciw

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Because it's 10:41 am.


Will we ever colonize Mars?
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Wouldn't surprise me



What did the grasshopper say to the flea about no taxation w/o representation.
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he said "I'm a badass mutha****in DJ! This is why I walk and talk this way!"


If you could instantly have all the knowledge of hookah ever known or amazing kung fu ability which would you pick?
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I'd pick the Kung Fu magic. Hookah knowledge can't impale my fist through someones face.



Hot Carl or Cleveland Steamer?
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If you feel like a SuperSkrull who has just taken part in a bloody war with the Kree and is on his last leg of energy, only to be ambushed by some Immortals gone berserk then yes, I do. And I'm pissed about it. Damn Kree.


Did you ever play that sweet X-men sidescrolling arcade game where Colossus goes "RRRAAAAGHHH!!" when he unleashes his superpower, ironic since it's a blast of energy and he doesn't have any energy abilities?
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the space corp direction 34124 is a small pat of the human brain that releases a toxin to stimulate the knee joints, so that if in danger the human body is able to lie down as still as passable. it is also known as fizzel dizzle in the hizzel....



if you can have sex with one inanimate object what would it be!!!!!!!!!???????
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Natalie Portman while space corp direction 34124 is rendering her knee joints and body immobile. Technically inanimate right?


Why is the waiting so hard *whiiiiine*? Edited by giant ninja robot
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My t-shirt that has a picture of president bush and says "I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME, HIPPIE!"




When are we going to have the "fuck off, tonsils!" smokeout?
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When the Tonsils run out of molotov cocktails.


Why is breakdancing just so damn cool?
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Donate sperm. For real. A place close to me gives ya' 500 bucks a pop. Seriously.



How long has it been since you've had KFC?
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Lesse, when was the last time I had explosive diarhea?



Does it freak you out also that too much soy consumption in a man can lead to estrogen increases and manboob growth?
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Womens indoor volleyball. More ass biggrin.gif

Lets stick with olympic sports and gooo.. Whats better two russian chicks making out or a nip slip on the sand volleyball courts?
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She has a really small head...Somewhat disconcerting



So what is it about fedora's that makes one so much more badass?


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