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when one of your friends says "You wann pick up a hooker?" you think they said hookah and thusly reply "if you wanna spend your money sure, but i got a short egyptian back home that we can suck for hours."

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QUOTE (Bushbr @ Apr 23 2008, 10:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
when one of your friends says "You wann pick up a hooker?" you think they said hookah and thusly reply "if you wanna spend your money sure, but i got a short egyptian back home that we can suck for hours."


....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ROFL!!!!!!!!

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QUOTE (Stuie @ Apr 23 2008, 10:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Bushbr @ Apr 23 2008, 10:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
when one of your friends says "You wann pick up a hooker?" you think they said hookah and thusly reply "if you wanna spend your money sure, but i got a short egyptian back home that we can suck for hours."


....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ROFL!!!!!!!!



lol... bump

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QUOTE (NickReppinThe909 @ Apr 24 2008, 05:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
when r1v3th3ad sends you the links for the infamous hookah porn and you cant decide which to stare at longer the girls or the kickass MYA in between them


I wonder if they are the same as the one's doing the rounds last year with Lakey wink.gif

JD

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When your carpet has been burned more times then a Buisnessman with a fetish for Taiwanese hookers. Edited by mackiain

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QUOTE (mackiain @ Apr 24 2008, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When your carpet has been burned more times then a Buisnessman with a fetish for Taiwanese hookers.


thats deep man, very deep
wow
lol

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QUOTE (NickReppinThe909 @ Apr 24 2008, 10:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
when r1v3th3ad sends you the links for the infamous hookah porn and you cant decide which to stare at longer the girls or the kickass MYA in between them



hookah porn? *raises eyebrow*

im intrigued

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you guys that have received it, you can thank mushmeister for keeping track of it..he allocated it to me

thanks for the new ceiling mural mush

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when you keep checking on this thread to read more stuff that applies to you

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when you get weird looks because when somebody says "I need a smoke" you sadly reply "me too but I'm out of coal"


man do i get the weirdest looks lol

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you hookah too much when... you make this thread Edited by StarCuzz

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You Hookah to much when you leave your burner out on the balcony over night and it gets all wet and snowy and you dry it off and plug it in so you can smoke again when you wake up.

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When you pass a unlit shop at 60 mph in the night and you can tell from the tiny amount of light what kind of hookah is sitting in the window.
When you cry when hookah forum is down and have nothing else to do.
When all of your fantasies include hookahs.
When your dream girl has to smoke.

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