Canon Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 You see km and think of khalil mamoon instead of kilometer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 ....you spent more on tobacco than food last month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 When you check usps shipping tracker 49 times a day..... Then Scream like a school girl when it's clears foreign customs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*HOT&SMOKING* Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 when you start disputing to either go, or not to a party all dependant on the presense of hookah at the party.-H&S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shisha fan Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 when you take a dump and it smells like double apple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalSoil Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (shisha fan @ Apr 4 2008, 08:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>when you take a dump and it smells like double apple./thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*HOT&SMOKING* Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 when you go to the fruit store/section and all you can think about, are apple heads , lemon heads, pinapple heads etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shisha fan Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (EternalSoil @ Apr 4 2008, 03:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>/threadque? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkyfisherman Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 When you meet a new person one of the first questions you ask is "Do you hookah?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalSoil Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (shisha fan @ Apr 4 2008, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (EternalSoil @ Apr 4 2008, 03:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>/threadque?i laughed so hard at that i didnt think there would be a funnier one... therefore, for me, this thread is over is basicly the gist of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 you consider getting a hookah tattoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 When all you think about is hookah and try to arrange your spouse to ensure she/he is going to be home for those deliveries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrj99 Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 When you've murdered for shisha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shisha fan Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (EternalSoil @ Apr 4 2008, 03:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (shisha fan @ Apr 4 2008, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (EternalSoil @ Apr 4 2008, 03:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>/threadque?i laughed so hard at that i didnt think there would be a funnier one... therefore, for me, this thread is over is basicly the gist of it.i see, at first i thought that you meant that i was hijacking the thread.QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Apr 4 2008, 03:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>When all you think about is hookah and try to arrange your spouse to ensure she/he is going to be home for those deliveries.hehe, its like a junkie waiting for his next fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majid Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 -When you constantly size up bottles and vases for hookah purposes.-When you've fantasized about cosmic size smoking sessions through factory chimneys. (both true in my case) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 when your in a store and your looking at things wondering what you can use with your hookah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecoalition Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 when you throw your friend out of the house for referring to it as a certain other device and don't speak to him for 2 days only to make him apologize to your hookah.when you buy flame retardant carpets just for the rooms you will be smoking inwhen you devise way to move your hookah while smoking it so you can go to the bathroom without stopping smoking.when you have 6 rolls of tinfoil scattered throughout the house.when you smell blueberry muffins at the cafe and ask if anyones smoking tangiers (to which i got the stink eye)when your gf gets pissed at you for using all the ice in your hookah and not drinkswhen you take 5 weeks off because you think your throat is f'd and then you smoke three 4 hour sessions in one day.when you use your stove more for lighting coals than you do cooking.when you try to get your cats to smoke with you because you want everyone to enjoy the hookah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (Canon @ Apr 4 2008, 12:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>when your in a store and your looking at things wondering what you can use with your hookah.Every trip to Wal-Mart and Lowes to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename067 Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 When you cut up over 50 foil pieces in advance..and they only last a coupe weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester589 Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (Canon @ Apr 4 2008, 10:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>you consider getting a hookah tattoo.Lol...It has definitely been on my mind to get the caterpillar indulging in our favorite hobby as my first tattoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinMoose Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (thecoalition @ Apr 4 2008, 10:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>when you try to get your cats to smoke with you because you want everyone to enjoy the hookah?LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steemax Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Apr 4 2008, 08:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>When you check usps shipping tracker 49 times a day..... Then Scream like a school girl when it's clears foreign customswow i literaly lol'd at that one. Mine would be, Hookahforums.com is the first place you check in the morning when you wake up and the last place you check before bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*HOT&SMOKING* Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (Codename067 @ Apr 4 2008, 09:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>When you cut up over 50 foil pieces in advance..and they only last a coupe weeks I am guilty as charged on this!when you have a special water bottle in the fridge just for your hookah to have ice cold water insidewhen you make sure there is a place to get hookah supplies at your holiday destination, just incase you run outwhen you make a trip to the store, and you remember to buy tinfoil and ice, but forget to buy the food that you needed-H&S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoop Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 you know you smoke too much when you drive to san diego to get hookah mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 when you bring otu the hookah whenever ppl come over to hang out.you know how to pack the perfect bowl of tangiers. every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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