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About jordanneff

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    Vizier - Molassed Harlequin
  • Birthday 12/29/1987

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  • Location Pittsburgh, PA
  1. New Mya Web Site.

    [quote name='r1v3th3ad' timestamp='1300998991' post='502833'] bump was looking for this for a friend and thought it could use a bump [/quote] Thanks P Diddy I've tried contacting them about if/when they plan on adding multi-hose stems, seeing as how I'm in the market for a new multi-hoser. No reply in the past week :/
  2. Razan Coconut Coal Review

    [quote name='NazarHookah' timestamp='1295539871' post='495114'] Thanks for taking the time and doing the review! I am glad you enjoyed them! -Mahir Nazar Hookah [/quote] No problem, thanks for sending me the samples! It might be a while since I have quite the stock of coals at the moment but probably closer to summer I'll be making an order for these coals
  3. Razan Coconut Coal Review

    [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ignl-r2wkos[/media] Not much to add other than what is in the video. Very long lasting coals! Hopefully the price will be competitive with leading coconut coals because I'll definitely be ordering some... right after I get through my 4 boxes of cocos -___-
  4. Hookahs With Lights In Them

    Who said lights make a hookah cheap?
  5. Delicious Dinner

    Dude omg I fucking hate cats but you just gave me the best idea ever! If cats are as tasty as you say I'm totally going to the humane society tomorrow and getting two. I mean come on, they're fucking free! Can't beat free food.
  6. Coal + Carpet = Trouble.

    QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Nov 8 2009, 08:26 PM) hey jordan, remember the epic zona coal explosion in your basement? How could I forget? That thing lit up a square yard of coal fragments too impossibly small to pick up. And then when the water doused it and left a big black stain there for weeks hahahaha
  7. Coal + Carpet = Trouble.

    After you figure out how to get rid of the burns I'd suggest going to wal-mart, or like home depot. They both have these 7'x9' indoor/outdoor rugs for like $20. Coals do not go through them, not all the way at least, (unless you leave them there for minutes on end, but I've always picked them up within a minute or two). For the price they're worth every penny, and they're actually pretty nice too. The great thing about em is that you can put them on a carpeted room and they'll look like a throw rug, or you can use them outside in the summer on your patio/porch. Once you get too many burns in them (if you even care) you can just get another for $20.
  8. Hookahforum.com Down On Ie

    QUOTE (click @ Nov 8 2009, 01:47 PM) Opera 10 ftw. HF works fine on any browser for me. Lol I love how in every browser discussion there's always one guy who pops up praising Opera. I remember when I was like 12 I used Opera as my porn browser.
  9. Zombie Walk!

    QUOTE (ih303 @ Nov 2 2009, 01:18 PM) Let's see... Pittsburgh population: 2,462,571 Rapid City population: 120,279 I'd say we're off to a good start. Check out the vid Pretty cool vid I had to laugh at the comment on it though I swear that wasn't me!
  10. How To Heat My Coals

    QUOTE (Zinite @ Nov 3 2009, 12:59 AM) QUOTE (Jondd88 @ Nov 2 2009, 10:28 PM) +1 on the Walgreen's Electric Burner. I picked mine up on Saturday and like NOB said, they are on sale for about 8 dollars. I use AF coconut coals and it takes me maybe 10 minutes from plugging it in to having ready coals. I would highly recommend it. Build a little cover out of tin foil and place it over the coals. Cuts the time to light in half. I think it's easier to save the foil and put your coals on first and then go clean and prepare your hookah and load a bowl. By the time you're done the coals will be too.
  11. Ok, Thats It!

    QUOTE (ilikemyusername @ Jul 19 2009, 07:56 PM) yeah, Theres actually alot of people that aren't here anymore, if I remember right they were all involved in the last seal thread. Actually I was mostly responsible for that whole fiasco and I'm still here lol Looking back on it the whole thing was stupid, but still makes me chuckle
  12. QUOTE (joytron @ Nov 2 2009, 04:28 PM) when the robot zombie invasion happens ill know where to go to smoke hookah Good choice. Besides, if any city knows how to deal with zombies it's Pittsburgh.
  13. Lets Count To A Million

    EDIT: And the name's Jordan, not Jeff
  14. QUOTE (SloppyJoe @ Nov 2 2009, 04:44 AM) Oh I no longer have long hair btw. Dude, that's not long hair. Long hair is worrying how many weeks you have before you have to cut it so you don't accidentally sit on it when taking a shit.