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Opening Hookah Bar! Any Catchy Names?

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Hey watsup i am considering opening a hookah bar, i live in the san
fernando valley located in california but thinking of a catchy and
tacky name for my business is driving me insane! any ideas?

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anything besides "Medeterranian Cafe"

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yeah thats too original somthing different

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something chill that will inspire curiosity.What else do you offer at your lounge?(alcohol, coffee, food, ect?)

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well i want it to have food,coffee,tea,etc but im not too sure about it
my father says its too hectic but im going to try however i doubt there
will be any alcohol

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I do consulting. I come up with names. I can select your color palette, design the interior motif of your lounge. I'll paint your walls for the right price. Oh, yeah, I make tobacco and the finest ceramic heads too. Redistribute hookahs and accessories, too.

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So Tangiers, what is the smallest "Po-dunk" area you have successfully helped establish? These people need an adjustment here via the lungs.
MR Bubble

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I've had an Idea for a name...
but it depends on what kind of decor you plan on using. Will it be traditional or modern?

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"The Womb of the Fetus"
"Budunkadunk's Cottage"
"Quincy's Bong Hut"
"The Breadcrumbed Bungalow"
With any of these names, people would flock from miles around.  By the way, for a small fee, I would be glad to do consulting for you.
BEN

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Kaps / Kapz Tawooqz / tawooqsCafe noir just pulling these out of my head...

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tawooqs ( Ta ooqs ) is personally my fav!

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if your in the san fernando valley, these are already taken, and more im sure i dont know about: the spot, sphinx, cafe O, gitanas, blue bar, up in smoke, habibi cafe, gypsy cafe,
places i havent been too but i know about: hookah lounge, hypnotic, , nara nara, tea house, rama genie cafe, equator cafe, [color=#330066][/color]

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"Dilapidated Equatorial Gueinea Bungalow where Pigs Used to Bath"
that has a nice ring to it...the sign might be expensive for such a long name, though

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Wonderland

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House of Tax?

... although that may already be taken by the government

or maybe

hubbly bubbly smoking parlor

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im not planning to open it in the san fernando valley 

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i always thought that the name of the tobaco brand "Saet Safa' meaning 'an hour of peace and clarity' was a great name- somehting like that. I think some arabic name would be something customers would ask about and would love to hear what it means!

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"Phoenix Lounge" - I don't know why, I just like the word phoenix...
"Hookah Paradise" - If you want the word "hookah" in the name
"Golden Hookah" or "Hookapalooza" - For the tackier side
"Kookah" or "Hookahpalooka" - see above
"The Hookah Forum" - come on, you know you want to...

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I think my favorite so far has been "Off the Hookah" which is in Sunnyvale, California. Definitely a great name!

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paradigmsThe Shelltown Social SalonEnigmasThe Radium Club (Blues Brothers)The Vizier's Garden Party (Pink Floyd)The Mush Room (Where Mushrat is...right now!)The Bowl and CupThe SmokehouseThe Smoking GunHosesTubes (80s progrssive Rock Band)Salaam (Peace)BedlamThese are just off the top of my head.

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"Queezy's O'Dell"
"The Tweezer & The Scalpel"
"House of Pain"
"Salmonella Yurt"

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